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Get your tackle in first ... An Irish barista's cunning plan ...
@barstandards @JEMilneSKY @JudgeJohnHack
I'm currently nursing the mother of all colds and am in dire need of a pick-me-up. So imagine my surprise when the story I am about to relate dropped into my in-box.

My imagination certainly went into overdrive ...
Can you imagine the burly prop forward Barbara Hewson flying out of the dock at her @barstandards tribunal on Friday December 13 to rugby-tackle winger Mark Watts as part of a citizen's arrest as he enters the hearing room to cover proceedings?
And then her handbag-swinging mob piling in to pin him down in a melee-like scrum?
So is this just my imagination running away with me or is it really the #Barbietroll's cunning plan to disrupt her 5-judge, 4-day disciplinary hearing?
Well, let's see what the Gin Goblin has to say on the subject - straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak:
Has the good lady simply lost her marbles, or is there something more sinister and menacing about her announcing her intentions to her doting followers on her ill-protected account which would require police officers to be in attendance? @metpoliceuk
EE by gum!
Of course I'm blocked from your account, Babsy, but how many of your alleged fans do you think are willing to leak the contents of your web and blog my way?
And why don't you simply man up and admit to stupidly making announcements of a citizens' arrest ahead of your tribunal instead of trying to shoot the messenger?
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