1) Alright. Alright. Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to lay this out for you fucking idiots one more goddamn time.
Because now? Now you're annoying the absolute PISS out of me.
I'm going to lay this out for you fucking idiots one more goddamn time.
Because now? Now you're annoying the absolute PISS out of me.
2) If you're going to win the presidency, you need three things.
First, you need a platform. It doesn't matter what the platform is, so long as its simple and identifiable to you and you alone.
Second, you need to be willing to pick fights with others.
Third, you need coverage
First, you need a platform. It doesn't matter what the platform is, so long as its simple and identifiable to you and you alone.
Second, you need to be willing to pick fights with others.
Third, you need coverage
3) As an example, Trump. His platform was simple. Wall.
WAAAAALLLLLL.
WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL.
What specifically about the wall?
IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER.
He took the Wall, and made it his platform.
WAAAAALLLLLL.
WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL.
What specifically about the wall?
IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER.
He took the Wall, and made it his platform.
4) Trump fought like a MOTHERFUCKER.
He picked apart a crowded field of GOP candidates and knocked them out one by one, turning them against each other, and conquering the primaries.
It was a blood feud.
It was ENTERTAINING.
Jeb meanwhile sat in a corner and cried.
He picked apart a crowded field of GOP candidates and knocked them out one by one, turning them against each other, and conquering the primaries.
It was a blood feud.
It was ENTERTAINING.
Jeb meanwhile sat in a corner and cried.
5) And finally, coverage.
He DEMANDED coverage.
He called into shows constantly during the primaries and forced them to talk to him. During the general they had no choice but to cover him. He absorbed and soaked up media attention like none other.
He DEMANDED coverage.
He called into shows constantly during the primaries and forced them to talk to him. During the general they had no choice but to cover him. He absorbed and soaked up media attention like none other.
6) Does it matter what he did before? Fuck no. He could have been the Nike exec that personally visited the child slave factories and gave them his seal of approval. IT DOESNT MATTER.
By having those three elements, a platform, fighting spirit, and coverage, he was viable.
By having those three elements, a platform, fighting spirit, and coverage, he was viable.
7) I do not give two hot SHITS how many bills some fucking Senator passed. Honestly, why the fuck are you even using that as a measuring stick you tremendous fucking doofus? THE POINT IS WE DONT WANT THE SENATE PASSING SHIT.
THE GOVERNMENT DOING SHIT CAUSES 90% OF OUR PROBLEMS.
THE GOVERNMENT DOING SHIT CAUSES 90% OF OUR PROBLEMS.
8) "OH SHE PASSED 100 BILLS!"
I don't care you have a misshapen milf fetish, gtfo of my timeline.
Klobuchar is not viable, and HER INABILITY TO CRACK 2% IN A POLL IS PROOF OF THIS.
I don't care you have a misshapen milf fetish, gtfo of my timeline.
Klobuchar is not viable, and HER INABILITY TO CRACK 2% IN A POLL IS PROOF OF THIS.
9) She has no identifiable unique platform. Period. "Be normal again" IS NOT A PLATFORM.
"Make America Great Again" is not a platform either, it is a campaign slogan.
Klobuchar does not have something akin to yelling "WALL" over and over again.
"Make America Great Again" is not a platform either, it is a campaign slogan.
Klobuchar does not have something akin to yelling "WALL" over and over again.
10) You know what, object lesson.
South Park demonstrated it beautifully.
Mr Garrison runs for president.
Before the general election, Mr Garrison was campaigning with the platform "Fuck them all to death."
South Park demonstrated it beautifully.
Mr Garrison runs for president.
Before the general election, Mr Garrison was campaigning with the platform "Fuck them all to death."
11) Canada builds a wall between the US and Canada, and it turns out the guy yelling "WALL" was the one who won the presidential election in Canada.
Because that was his platform.
It doesn't matter what either Mr Garrison or Canadian Trump did before. It was about the platform.
Because that was his platform.
It doesn't matter what either Mr Garrison or Canadian Trump did before. It was about the platform.
12) Yang, FFS, is the ONLY ONE with an actual identifiable unique platform, with UBI. Congratufuckinglations. One out of... what is it now? 18? 20? How many actually are in the fucking polls?
KLOBUCHAR DOES NOT HAVE THAT. ALL the Dems talk healthcare, orange man bad, climate.
KLOBUCHAR DOES NOT HAVE THAT. ALL the Dems talk healthcare, orange man bad, climate.
13) Back to the second point, fighting.
THE DEMOCRATS ARE BEING ACTIVELY PREVENTED FROM FIGHTING EACH OTHER FFS.
Tulsi managed to catch the moderators with their pants down and sink Kamala. Since then, they've prevented her, the one person willing to fight, from fighting.
THE DEMOCRATS ARE BEING ACTIVELY PREVENTED FROM FIGHTING EACH OTHER FFS.
Tulsi managed to catch the moderators with their pants down and sink Kamala. Since then, they've prevented her, the one person willing to fight, from fighting.
14) The Democrat debates are, as such, BORING.
The testiest moment came from Biden having a fucking senior moment last debate! REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
Give us our fucking bloodsports! It's not a big ask!
The testiest moment came from Biden having a fucking senior moment last debate! REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
Give us our fucking bloodsports! It's not a big ask!
15) Finally, coverage.
NONE OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE GETTING CONSISTENT COVERAGE.
They've been drowned out the last 2 weeks by the absolute fucking BORE that was hearings
@Project_Veritas got CNN people on camera talking about how they won't cover Dem rallies b/c they're BORING AF
NONE OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE GETTING CONSISTENT COVERAGE.
They've been drowned out the last 2 weeks by the absolute fucking BORE that was hearings
@Project_Veritas got CNN people on camera talking about how they won't cover Dem rallies b/c they're BORING AF
@Project_Veritas 16) It doesnt matter how much YOU pay attention to Yang or Klobuchar. It does not matter how many times you see them pop up in your twitter feed in which you're only subbed to a couple dozen active posters that fill your feed bag with horseshit about some 2% polling ass candidate
@Project_Veritas 17) The vast majority of the American people will vote for the motherfucker that gets the most coverage.
It is as simple as that.
He who is talked about the most, wins the most.
And absolutely fucking no one outside of twitter remembers Klobuchar is running.
Dumbfuck.
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It is as simple as that.
He who is talked about the most, wins the most.
And absolutely fucking no one outside of twitter remembers Klobuchar is running.
Dumbfuck.
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