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1/ It’s that time of year when you gather with the extended family, and Uncle Steve, mouth full of yams, asks you again about bitcoin. At Unchained, we’ve spent the last few months prepping for this exact moment: introducing, the “Bitcoin Turkey Be-Gone:” unchained-capital.com/blog/greatest-…
2/ “Bitcoin isn’t backed by anything,” Steve snarkily replies, as he shows you his portfolio of Silicon Valley Unicorns. He’s been salty since he bought into the Lyft IPO at the advice of his financial advisor, Brett unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-i…
3/ Aunt Nancy pipes up while absent-mindedly scratching off a lotto ticket: “Bitcoin has been going down for two years straight. It’s too volatile to be money.” unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-i…
4/ Your Stanford graduate (and $200,000 in-debt) cousin Allegra, who rode to thanksgiving on a Bird scooter now littering the front lawn, whips out this classic retort: “bitcoin uses more electricity than Ireland!” unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-d…
5/ Not to be outdone by the others, Uncle John, the career banker (on his 5th martini), announces cleverly that bitcoin can only do 5 transactions per second, which is not nearly fast enough to purchase his 6th martini (on the blockchain) unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-i…
6/ Before you can muster a reply to Uncle Steve, the neighbor pops his head in the door to drop off some more of his Cutco knife supply for carving the turkey. “Bitcoin!? I heard that was a pyramid scheme” unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-i…
7/ Your older sister Kathy, who had to drive 15 minutes across the state border to purchase more beer since shops in your state are forbidden to sell it on Thanksgiving, suggests that “bitcoin will just be banned if it gets too powerful.” unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-c…
8/ Don’t let this Thanksgiving become a copy of the last. Use the opportunity to educate your friends and family about bitcoin and how to HODL it securely. Happy Holidays from all of us at Unchained Capital. unchained-capital.com/blog/bitcoin-c…
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