Man, I've just had an entire decade plus pandering to my nostalgia. Star Trek, Star Wars, a TMNT reboot for every day of the week ...
Come on. Everyone else who grew up with this stuff: don't any of you get *tired* of it?
They were catering to *me,* from the start.
Because I would bug the shit out of my parents to buy me plastic garbage.
But it's old. It's exhausting.
I don't want to have a yearly regurgitation of marketing from my childhood.
But lots of this stuff isn't first-ever. It's a call to nestle myself in warm childhood regression.
But we are fucking overdosing on it and I'm about to need a crash cart.