Everyone knows the legend of how Cadet Keith Kogane once broke out of his heat room to complain his knotting toy wasn’t big enough.
Like, they haven’t /at all/.
“Thanks, but no.”
Keith listens with half an ear as the alpha rejoins his friends. Per usual, there’s a few commiserating backslaps. Then: “Told you that your dick wasn’t big enough. You’re only what, eight inches?”
“Eight and a half!”
Thank fuck, the whole group moves out of the gym and out of Keith’s hearing. He doesn’t want to hear the tragicomedy of some alpha getting dragged for his respectable enough dick size.
Tiredly, Keith starts in on his leg stretches. It’s wonderfully mindless to focus on the burn in his thighs as he leans into his splits. When his forehead touches the mat, he wonders if he could sleep here.
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The next alpha approaches him during lunch. Keith’s spent ten or so minutes pushing his food around his plate when the guy finally gets the guts to approach.
“Paladin Kogane.”
“Nope.”
Deep space frequencies means it takes a few seconds for the call to settle and Shiro’s face to snap into blue-lit clarity. “What’s wrong?” Shiro asks. Probably because Keith just used the override code.
As soon as he says it, he feels a little dumb. Going off suppressants is a normal part of heat cycling. The fucking pamphlets had assured him of that much. It’s not like he hasn’t been handling it.
“That’s rough,” Shiro says. All gentle and shit.
“How soon are you going into heat?”
“Soon?”
The moment feels easy. Safe. Keith curls deeper into his bed. “I’m not. The doc said it could take two weeks to a month for the suppressants to leave my system.”
"Yeah," Keith says, hunching his shoulders up toward his ears with the lie of it. "I'm fine." When Shiro raises an eyebrow at him, he amends, "I'll /be/ fine."
"Huh."
"I /will/."
Keith stamps down the surge of hope & want. "But you're not due back for a week...?"
Half burying his face in his pillow, he mutters, "Just don't start an intergalactic incident."
"Don't worry, Keith," Shiro says. "I'll handle it. You focus on taking care of yourself."
"Yeah, I will."
"I mean it."
"So do I."
Blushing hot, Keith shoves his entire face into his pillow.
“You don’t have to, but we both know you’ll feel better if you do. I can tell you haven’t slept.” Guilt barely has time to sink its claws in before Shiro soothes it away with: “It’ll make me happy if I know you’re nesting properly.”
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Keith tells himself he'll be sensible. Restrained. Dignified. Instead, he ends up stealing all of Shiro's bedding and most of his clothing. It takes three hours to assemble his nest - he misses a meeting in the process - and the result is...
Shiro'll be so happy when they talk tonight.
“Come on. You can’t go through it alone.” It’s a pilot this time - an MFE fighter from another Garrison base - who leans in too close.
The pilot leans closer. “We all heard what happened last time. You don’t just need a bigger dick, you need someone who can give that dick to you til you scream.”
Keith knows at least part of his problem back then was how silicone was never going to replace the flesh & blood alpha his body craved. But this idiot isn’t his alpha. “I’m not interested,” he says.
“I’m eleven inches,” the pilot replies.
“And my alpha’s thirteen,” he says.
After a few precious sputtering tics, the pilot snaps, “You don’t have an alpha.”
Once again, he’s not /wrong/, but.
Each title leeches a little more color from the pilot’s face.
The pilot swallows audibly, then mumbles something indecipherable as he steps back. It’s more than vindicating to watch him flee. It’s euphoric.
At least until Keith notices the audience.
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Shiro blinks. In the blue tinted light of the comms, his hair looks like starlight and his bemused smile is something out of a fairytale. “What?”
No one told him yet. Somehow. By some miracle. No one’s told Shiro what Keith announced in a Garrison flight hangar.
“Keith? What happened?”
Oh fuck. Keith absolutely cannot do this. The only option is to go become a nun on Daibazaal.
“/Keith./“
“I might’ve told an entire flight hangar that you’re my alpha and have a thirteen inch dick.”
Eventually Shiro quiets. “Keith? Oh. Oh, Keith. I’m sorry for laughing.”
“No, it’s not. It’s not fine. Look at me.” Shiro infuses his words with the low coax of alpha command, and even if Keith weren’t already gone on him it’d be impossible to resist. “I’m sorry.”
Keith swallows and pulls one of Shiro’s pillows closer. “‘kay.”
“Pushy alpha,” Keith says. Amends, “Alphas. They’ve been like this for weeks. I— I just thought— No one would mess with me if they thought I was yours.”
Shiro sighs and scruffs a hand through his hair. “Trust me. I’ll take care of it.” Before Keith can protest, he adds, “Go to sleep, baby. I’ll see you soon.”
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“Shiro called me baby.”
Big blue eyes suddenly take up most of the holo screen as she mashes her comm close to her face. “This is good. Lance tells me that baby is a common Earth endearment. Shiro is endeared.”
“You did,” she confirms. “You did do that.”
“Yes, that was very brave of you.”
“And then he called me baby.” Not just called him baby, but called him baby in the gravelly tone he used when he wanted Keith to pay attention. To submit. To—
When he peeks through his fingers, he sees Romelle’s puffed cheeks and furrowed eyebrows. She’s thinking. It looks ridiculous. Fuck. They’re both ridiculous.
Keith grimaces. Back when he’d been on Earth and noticeably omega, no one had wanted to court him and he’d been too hung up on an alpha he couldn’t have to have cared even if they did. “I don’t think so. But you know Shiro.”
“Yeah...”
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Keith’s plan is simple & achievable. It also self destructs in seconds.
It’s definitely the most unique come on he’s gotten, and it doesn’t have anything to do with dick size so that’s something. “Um. No. I didn’t know that.”
That’s not a dick reference. It’s not. Keith can’t handle that being a dick reference.
Fuck. It /was/ a dick reference.
Keith feels a little of his soul die. All he wanted, when he came here, was to be the first to see Shiro. It was the plan.
The Altean raises an eyebrow and subtly tightens his grip on Keith’s shoulder. “I assure you, not all Altean alphas discriminate. I would be happy to show you—“
Keith knows that whip crack tone - the easy command wielded with brutal precision - and hearing it now feels like dipping into a warm bath and having ice water dumped over his head simultaneously. He’s not surprised, when he turns, to see Shiro in the doorway.
"I have," Shiro says. There's not an /ounce/ of give in his voice. "Keith needed me." A pause, then: "/Needs/ me."
Slowly, Keith drags his gaze back to the Altean. He's been trying to be polite to his 'suitors' - he knows what it means to be a leader - but he's never going continue this 'discussion.'
"You didn't say what you wanted to show him," Shiro says.
"I was unaware you'd been with the Coalition long enough to have personal matters with Keith," Shiro says. The prosthetic creaks faintly as he curls it into a fist. Some of the veins spark lurid blue. "Or that you'd stay long enough to act on them."
Pulling away from the Altean—
Shiro beats him to the metaphorical punch. "Let my omega go. Now."
Keith takes a step away. Then another. Then he's running - not on purpose, he's not some fucking omega from a bodice ripper like the ones Lance hides in his sock drawer, but he's /running/. As he slams into Shiro's chest, an arm hooks around his waist.
Breathing it in now reminds him that no matter what, everything will be okay.
Shiro's arm tightens around his waist. "It's good to be back."
But it's enough to jolt him, and he tries to let go of Shiro so they can get a more respectable distance between their bodies. Only Shiro doesn't let go. Just holds tighter.
Shiro hums an acknowledgment. "Arms around my neck, baby," he says. When Keith obeys - more out of shock than conscious choice - he hooks his other arm under Keith's butt and hoists him higher.
No. Keith bites his tongue and changes tracks. "You shouldn't threaten Alchemist Valan."
The growl Shiro lets out is like an avalanche. Keith /feels/ it before he hears it. The whine he lets out in turn is more submissive than he's ever dared.
Keith figures it's not too dangerous of a question. "Alteans can make their knots bigger with quintessence."
Oh. Oh fuck. Keith clears his throat and is suddenly - /deeply/ - grateful that his face is mostly hidden against Shiro's neck. "Um. Do you...do you remember in the Garrison? When I broke out of the heat rooms?"
"Yes."
They go on in silence for three hallways. No one they pass greets the newly returned Captain of the Atlas, which is enough for Keith to get the inkling that Shiro must look like some human incarnation of a Galran war god.
In the dim light his scar is a stark brand across his face. A reminder that he spent a year battling the universe and /winning/.
Keith swallows, fingers digging into the tense muscles of Shiro's back. "How many what?"
"How many alphas came onto you like that fucking Altean did?"
"I- I don't know."
"That many, huh?" Shiro laughs, but there's no joy to the sound. "Were they all that crass?"
Leaning down, Shiro presses their foreheads together and murmurs, "Don't." The ragged edge of it cuts Keith to the quick. "Don't, baby. I shouldn't have left you alone. If I'd known..."
Outside their little alcove, the world goes on.
The tightening intensifies and he feels himself clench around nothing. Heat nips at the base of his spine. "You don't have to," he whispers. "I don't... I don't need..."
"You don't have to," he says. One last attempt at saving Shiro from this. "Not if you don't want—"
Out of all the things Keith has ever said, this is the most honest: "I've always been yours."
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Rubbing some of the sleep crust from his eyes, Keith croaks, "What?"
"Your mate," Krolia says. "Shiro."
"Oh."
Vaguely, Keith gestures toward his bedroom door. "Um. Out there. On the couch."
"No." Like he would ever kick Shiro out of bed. The Abyss hadn't included sharing fantasies - which is the greatest blessing of his life - but Krolia had seen more than enough evidence of /that/.
"Well, I am happy for you both, and for your mating." Something on his face must give it away, because she asks: "You /are/ mated now, aren't you?" Faint worry lines have creased between her brows. "Not doing that human thing with the heat partners."
"Thanks for calling, and for the congratulations, but um. Hungry. I'm super hungry. I'll call you back later, okay?" Keith sees the glint of her fangs as she opens her mouth to chide him, but by then he's already closing out the call. Fuck.
The wolf yelps and poofs away. Keith yelps and starts to fall. Shiro doesn't yelp, just cusses as he drops everything to lunge for Keith. They land sprawled on the floor.
"Why did you—"
"You'd hit me if I told you."
"Tell me anyway."
"Usually alpha instincts involve grinding against my ass during training, not staining my couch with coffee and damaging thousands of dollars worth of government equipment to spare me a few bruises."
But instead of laughing, his alpha's chest rumbles with a low growl. Their bodies tip in an instant - and Keith finds himself staring up into Shiro's face.
Jaw tightening, Shiro buries his face against Keith's neck with a muffled snarl. "Sorry, I'm... My instincts are stronger than I'm used to. It's making it—"
"Sort of," Shiro grits. "Same instincts as before. From the arena." They'd talked about that time in pieces. How it'd stripped him down.
"Human." Feeling the hesitant nod against the hollow of his throat, he snorts and thumps a fist against Shiro's chest. "Don't know if you've noticed, but my instincts aren't exactly human either."
Keith's not proud of the strangled sound he makes then - something like a cat that's just had its tail stepped on - but he is a little proud of how he hooks a leg around Shiro's hip and /flips/ them.