1/ There are always a few people who are too cheap to buy a book like mine on Charlie Munger amazon.com/gp/aw/d/023117… but who want to know the jokes. Since all my book income goes to charity, I'll try anything to make a sale (including freemium). Here's one of the jokes for free: 
2/ Wait! You say you want to read more free financial jokes because you are too cheap to buy my Charlie Munger book? Since the marginal cost of tweeting another financial joke is about $0, here's one more:
3/ There's more humor about finance than actual jokes. Jokes are harder to write than quips. Lots of quips are funny, but only to a narrow audience since they are "inside baseball" even on financial twitter. This joke can even be understood by people who trade with bucket shops:
