[Sweet Valley Junior High debrief after Kristy McKool's hard-fought battle for 7th grade Homeroom Rep.]
[FIRST Obama reference of the speech]
[Trump points lovingly to the two potted plant he visits at night when the White House is empty. He calls him....Dave and Al. Trump has no animal kingdom friends.]
[I am distracted by the conundrum of whether there is:
* A FISA court?
* Multiple FISA courts.]
We had polls that said we were going to win, we had the Los Angeles Times and a few papers, actually,
[Bizarre Temporal Jump]
...corrupt politician...Adam Schiff made up my statement to the Ukrainian president....brought it out of thin air...They say, he’s a screenwriter, a failed screenwriter. Unfortunately he went into politics..."
Baaaaaaad Other Christopher (his Partner)
[MM: NOT exactly. The New York Times was significantly less sycophantic] 1/3 of this section.
[mm: Have nothing more to add. This has already been commented on a lot]
Great job. Right at the beginning, they said, sir, you have nothing to worry about. All of the facts are on your side."
[mm: I somehow doubt this convo happened]
[Just READING this gave me a headache]
[I have nothing to add here, so thought I would just drop in this horrific picture of TrumpGoblin Hogan Gidley to give people fuel for tonight's nightmares.]
[mm: He may be right but both are horrifying in their own unique way]
[Insane freeform snipes at an un-named Mitt Romney]
[The entire state of Utah and millions of people all boil down in Trump's fevered turnip of a brain to HIS poll #'s]
[mam: Lord Help Us, what a pack of NINNIES.]
[Is he calling Nancy Pelosi a devil worshipper here?]
[He doesn't KNOW if Pompeo was "on the call"??]
[What the Sam Hill?????]
[mm: No more Hunter, careens to NATO]
[I am really PO'd at the Washington Post for that dang headline. ]
[mm: The crowd is applauding fact Trump didn't call him "Steve"]
[mm: Paranoia, The Destroyaaaah]
[Trump appears familiar with the practice of declaring people Non-People. How Stalinesque.]
[OH, SHUT UP, YOUR ORANGE FOOL!]
[mam: cue women in car trunks with their mouths taped]
this congressman who kept going into a basement...You never thought it was as bad as it is, and hopefully we’re going to take care of things, because we can never, ever allow this to happen again.
[WHAT THE EVERLOVING CRIPE???]
"A man who is braver than me and braver than all of us in this room, he got whacked. He got whacked. My Steve, right? I went to the hospital with our great first lady that night and we saw a man that was not going to make it."
He [Scalise] was not going to make it. I said, she loves you. Why? Because she was devastated. A lot of wives wouldn’t give a damn....She couldn’t even talk, she was inconsolable. Most wives would say, not good, I’m going home now."
"And Lou [Gohmert], your name isn’t down. They didn’t give me your name. I didn’t announce louie. Whoever the hell made this list, I got to get rid of them...."
I think he is wrapping up, thank heaven.
"MARK MEADOWS: I just wanted to say that this reflection today is a small reflection of the kind of support you have all across the country. We’ve got your back. [Applause]"
["And that includes Barron...." ????????]