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Alex Andreou

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Whatever you think is the worst film Nicholas Cage has made, you only think it because you’ve never seen “Left Behind”. It‘s violating my eyes, ears and brain, but I cannot stop watching it. Or listening to the soft porn, solo sax soundtrack. It’s like Airplane, but not a spoof.

It has a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. ONE. PER. CENT.

End credits song, with subtitles for your delectation.

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