Thread by @hornet_heaven

For Hornet Heaven listeners, what follows is the Twitter equivalent of a colouring-in book.

We outline a few events. You imagine them…

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#watfordfc

Here we go...

Today, up in Hornet Heaven, Derek, Bill and Henry are ecstatic after yesterday's #watfordfc win over Liverpool.

Derek wishes the team had played like that in last year’s Cup Final.

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Roy from IT has the idea of creating a mash-up of match footage, somehow inserting yesterday’s #watfordfc performance into last year’s final against City.

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Derek is excited by the idea.

Bill doubts the ethics of it.

Henry, driven by his passion for the FA Cup, is swept along by the excitement of it.

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#WatfordFC

Roy takes them back through the ancient turnstile to last year’s Cup Final.

They watch Pereyra’s one-on-one against Ederson.

Only it’s not Pereyra. It’s Sarr. He scores.

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#watfordfc

#watfordfc are in the lead in an FA Cup Final.

Derek, crazed, shrieks and shrieks.

Henry laughs and weeps with excitement and joy.

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The feeling is everything they’ve ever imagined and more.

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And that’s where we’re leaving the story.

It’s about the joy and regret of supporting Watford.

You can make up your own satisfying ending, or trust that, one day, before the end of eternity, #watfordfc will do it for you.

For now, enjoy yesterday.

You Orns.

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