Congratulations to the 138 members of the Bloombito advance team for this quality briefing work
"Trust us, we saw it on a ZZTop album cover. Also, we ordered 3 million 'Miguelito' yard signs."
"Howdy there, podnuh, the name is Pecos Mike. Gimme a bottle of your strongest Evian rotgut, no glass." 
"Help, Sheriff! Deadeye Dan and his boys are selling 48 ounce sodas out in Silverango Canyon!"
*a still from the immortal Western classic, 'The Terror of Tiny Town' starring Jed Buell's Midgets
