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I once had a consultation with Comprehensive Spine & Pain Physicians in Burbank and they never took me off their mailing list.

Do you want to know how I know?

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I know because they recently installed @prognocis's contact management system. While configuring it, they sent an erroneous test message to everyone on that mailing list, which is to say, everyone who ever had even glancing contact with the practice.

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What's more, they've configured their CRM to accept - and broadcast - emails from ANYONE. So when any of the other unfortunates who got this fatfinger email replies to the botched message, it goes to all of us.

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And pain clinic patients skew to the, uh, constitutionally less technically inclined.

So a few of them replied saying, "WHY AM I GETTING THIS EMAIL GET ME OFF THIS EMAIL." Then a bunch more replied saying "STOP SENDING EMAIL WHY ARE YOU SENDING EMAIL."

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Now they're sending "I WILL SUE YOU FOR SENDING ME EMAIL" messages. Each and every one of these goes to each and every one of us, and prompts a fresh round of aggravated responses.

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Basically, it's a fucking pandemic. Thanks, @prognocis. Thanks, Burbank Comprehensive Spine & Pain Physicians! You're making it all happen.

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