Currently sitting in my car in a totally empty parking lot wearing gloves and a face mask, waiting for my contact to show up so I can pick up a case of grower champagne (2015 Hébrart Noces de Craie BdN GC).
This is nowhere near the sketchiest totally legitimate transaction I’ve done, btw- that would be the time I bought a precision rifle out of some Italian cop’s basement by appointment, because you can just run a FFL out of your home in upstate NY.
Escort mission completed- package successfully delivered to blue team base 
