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1/ The so-called Trump #immigrationban is nowhere near that, and is really hardly anything at all. The population most immediately affected (for 2 months) will be parents of U.S. citizens, among the group of immigrants least likely to be competing with American labor.
2/ As previously discussed in this space, the provision of law which controls these things allows the President to suspend any (and ALL) immigration "for such period as he shall deem necessary"--in this case, 60 days.

60... days.

I have questions.

#ImmigrationBan
3/ Does Trump really believe that the American economy will be open for business in 60 days?

Corallary: does he believe that the relatively narrow group of immigrants who would have been able to enter the US on these visas would be *taking our jobs* within the next two months?
4/ I mean sure, great, truly--but how monstrous would this thing have been *without* this exception? I can just imagine him sitting back and waiting for our adulation for remembering to exclude the people who are barely holding our healthcare system together
5/ *extremely Bernie Sanders voice*

Wouldn't want to leave out the million-aihes & billion-aihs, would we now folks
6/ Just wait 'til we learn from the next round of palace intrigue that #StephenMiller put up a fight to keep military families and foreign nationals who worked with the US military in Iraq & Afghanistan (2nd category here) out, you know he put up a fight there
7/ I mean look, I don't want anything more than this--I don't want any of this--but Trump going out there and telling the world he is suspending "all immigration" here... well, idk, actually it's OK. It's fine. Like giving him a fake red phone w/a Putin impersonator on call
8/ This is going to be a brief but unfortunate delay for many prospective immigrants, but seriously: how many people are actually rushing to the gates of the developed nation which has had--by *any measure*--the absolute worst response to #covid19? Get over yourself, man.
9/ Much of his base will believe that Donald Trump has magically suspended all immigration, and... whatever. It's mid-2020, and magical thinking is all #MAGA Nation's got. Are there actually American voters out there who had reserved judgment until something like this? No. Next.
10/ BREAKING: we go now live to Donald Trump's Twitter feed, where U.S. media is now taking a run at understanding a major policy announcement in a complex, multifaceted, politically-charged field of U.S. which implicates a half-dozen agencies which don't know wtf he's on about.
11/ See you next time the President of the United States tweets out an announcement that coffee is now a schedule I controlled substance or tries to knight Joe Exotic or whatever, let's all be sure to continue to take this very serious person as seriously as possible
12/ N.B.: I guess I should mention that most people enter the U.S on non-immigrant (tourist/business/student) visas and all this does is promise to take a look at that. Not that you were confusing it for one, but this is not a serious public health proposal
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