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About mid August you’re going to start hearing 💩 talk about a vaccine buy this admin. 🍆 hole (note any hole, is a 🍆 hole if you’re brave enough 😬🙃) trump and his 💩 brigade are focused on a one and done vaccine & therapeutic.
We have been reviewing the data. And well, fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! It’s not going to happen.
As far as a therapeutic goes, forget about it. Currently there are only 2-4 with “any” promise.
Before we get ahead of our selves though, did you know there are more vaccine types then the number of 🍆📸 an avg lady receives online daily? Here’s the link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine
Now that you made it out of that rabbit hole, I hope you noticed the experimental RNA vaccines at the bottom. Like a 🍆 in the 👁, the 🍆 is still good, just not the best.
What are we actually saying? We have reviewed the data and there is going to need to be more than 1 vaccine, more than one vaccination round and hopefully a therapeutic in the mix as well.
The US is currently in a race, against the world to develop a vaccine, pray that we win.
According to the data currently, sorta available, we will need an RNA vaccine that while short lived will get us over the hump and give us time to make a B vaccine.
If we can’t do that, we are going to be stuck with some old school ass horse serum vaccine shit that are going to hurt like fuck for a few days when injected and a percentage of the ppl can’t have.
We can produce the RNA vaccines en mass enough to provide the US in the short term. The problem is we do not have enough fucking vials and syringes to get it to the god damn public.
So expect a tired distribution of the vaccine, Gov official, military, first responders, hospitals and then you.

Sorry not sorry, that’s how it works.
The lack of supplies to administer the vaccine will more than likely lead us to bringing back a fuck you no gun. Or better known as an inoculation gun.
Never experienced a fuck me gun? Consider yourself lucky bitch. Here’s a link to what they are. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_injec…
Now these 🖕🏿 guns are fraught with cross contamination issues but we can fix that shit. The issues all relate to one thing, skin. You may be a silly snowflake and have thin skin while I may be a bad ass mother fucker and have thick skin.
This changes the injection pressure, something the ass hole guns couldn’t do before. We can measure your skins thickness now booyes and have that fucking gun computer it’s hate injection to prevent cross contamination.
Hey rich guy 👆is your new money maker. DM us for our share of the profits. We have a few charities to support. Mmmkkay
To sum this shit show of a thread up... Vaccines will not be here this calendar year. We will need more than 1 vaccine. You will get multiple doses. Don’t bet on a therapeutic yet and #BLM ✊🏿🖕🏿
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