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Aug 19, 2020 5 tweets 8 min read Read on X
#SSR_Case_Handed_over_to_CBI: #Kisko_Kya_Mila ?

With the #SupremeCourt finally ordering #CBIForSSR enquiry into the controversy surrounding unnatural death of #SSRDidntCommitSuicide, here is a list of who got what.
#KangnaRanaut: Revenge over #KJo
#IshkaranSinghBhandari: Publicity
#ArnabGoswami: More shouting rights
#RajdeepSardesai: Terrible insult (as usual)
#BarkhaDutt: Panauti tag reaffirmed
#MemebaiPolice: Egg on face
#BiharPolice: An axe, to grind
#BabyPenguin: Humble pie
#BabyPenguinKaBaap: A shakey chair
@BJP4India: A stick to beat Penguins (PeTA, please note)
@INCIndia: More confusion in the ranks
@ncp: More Pawar to Parth
#RheaChakraborty: Her original wish
#BollywoodLiberals: Butterflies in the stomach
#Bollywoodfencesitters: Voice, after two months
#SRK: Dislikes for trailer of nonexistent movie
#AamirKhan: Cold Turkey
#SalmanKhan: Suraj Panscholi
#AliaBhatt: One Crore Dislikes
#MaheshBhatt: Sadak
#SwaraBhaskar: #Why_berate_her ?
#SurajPanscholi: More bad name
#SSR family and Justice for SSR groups: Hope
#SubramanianSwamy: All the credit (he takes it anyway)

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