8 Things That Could Get You Arrested By SARS/Nigerian Police
Are you a young Nigerian between the ages of 18-35 who transits a lot across d country? Count yourself unlucky because you could easily fall prey to the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, infamous know as SARS...
#EndSarsNow
Are you a young Nigerian between the ages of 18-35 who transits a lot across d country? Count yourself unlucky because you could easily fall prey to the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, infamous know as SARS...
#EndSarsNow
...if you wear the following 8 items below 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿
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1. A Laptop 💻
There are 2 types of young laptop users in Nigeria; those who have been arrested and those waiting to be arrested!
Solution: Always have the receipt of the laptop with you or don't carry one when commuting!
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndSARSBrutality
There are 2 types of young laptop users in Nigeria; those who have been arrested and those waiting to be arrested!
Solution: Always have the receipt of the laptop with you or don't carry one when commuting!
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndSARSBrutality
2. Tattoo
This one will get you faster to Panti in a half blink!
Solution: Don't leave your house at all!
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndSARSBrutality
This one will get you faster to Panti in a half blink!
Solution: Don't leave your house at all!
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndSARSBrutality
3. Beard 🧔🏿
To the Nigerian Police, you are either an Osama Bin Laden descendant or a Boko Haram recruit.
Solution: A day with the barber keeos the Police away for long.
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality #FSARS #EndSARSBrutality
To the Nigerian Police, you are either an Osama Bin Laden descendant or a Boko Haram recruit.
Solution: A day with the barber keeos the Police away for long.
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality #FSARS #EndSARSBrutality
4. iPhone📱
The Nigerian definition of inferiority is when a policeman sees a young guy with an iPhone. That s**t riles them up.
Solution: Just buy one of the raining chinko phone and save yourself a night in a dingy cell.
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #FSARS #EndSARSBrutality
The Nigerian definition of inferiority is when a policeman sees a young guy with an iPhone. That s**t riles them up.
Solution: Just buy one of the raining chinko phone and save yourself a night in a dingy cell.
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #FSARS #EndSARSBrutality
5. Dreadlocks
You don't want to f**k with the Police if you have dreads, these dare devils in black will literally pull your hair straight to their cell.
Solution: Just do as I do, which is to put on a cap, when commuting around Lagos or any other cities.
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow
You don't want to f**k with the Police if you have dreads, these dare devils in black will literally pull your hair straight to their cell.
Solution: Just do as I do, which is to put on a cap, when commuting around Lagos or any other cities.
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow
6. Crazy Jeans 👖
Most Police cells are filled with this piece of clothing material.
Solution: Best walk around with a cuff to avoid being harassed by SARS if you insist on putting it on.
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality #FSARS #EndSARSBrutality
Most Police cells are filled with this piece of clothing material.
Solution: Best walk around with a cuff to avoid being harassed by SARS if you insist on putting it on.
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality #FSARS #EndSARSBrutality
7. Looking Good ☺️
Looking good in Naija is a crime for the Nigerian Police, you would easily be labeled a "Yahoo boy".
Solution: The solution for this is hard o!
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality #FSARS
Looking good in Naija is a crime for the Nigerian Police, you would easily be labeled a "Yahoo boy".
Solution: The solution for this is hard o!
#EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality #FSARS
8. Male 👨🏿
Check the first thread...
Solution: Get a girlfriend to do the run around for you.
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality #FSARS
Check the first thread...
Solution: Get a girlfriend to do the run around for you.
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality #FSARS
Honourable Mention
Uber/Bolt Ride 🚗
Drivers of ride hailing companies are now becoming accomplices to the criminal activities of SARS
Solution: Use the yellow and black buses 🚐 (Make sure you avoid on chance o!)
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality
Uber/Bolt Ride 🚗
Drivers of ride hailing companies are now becoming accomplices to the criminal activities of SARS
Solution: Use the yellow and black buses 🚐 (Make sure you avoid on chance o!)
#EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality
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