The 10 most important things I've learned in 2020.
10. Be very careful where you put your teeth when carrying balloons. It's also probably not a good idea to carry eggs if you can't carry a balloon.
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10. Be very careful where you put your teeth when carrying balloons. It's also probably not a good idea to carry eggs if you can't carry a balloon.
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9. Humans should order more dog treats and less of these bags of air. Don't they know they don't need to get air shipped to them?
8. I would make a stunning statue!
7. It's important to wash your paws! Not as important as it is for humans to wash their hands, but still important. Also, check for eye boogers before going out.
6. Certain surfaces cause the tires on a wheelchair to build up static which then makes the treat ⚡your nose.
5. Training humans is Exhausting! Worth it, but exhausting.
4. If you study hard enough, you can learn things you never thought pawsible. Seriously. I mean I baked a cake, decorated a tree, filled out doguments, made a cookie village & learned to wrap presents. Never stop learning.
3. Sharing spaghetti with a friend is way harder than it looks in the movies. I don't know who Al Dentie is but apparently his noodles don't break so easy.
2. If you're gonna sneak anything from your human, get the magic pays for anything card. You can get a lot of miles out of it. Especially if they leave the phone unlocked & the Amazon App open.
1. The humans need to wear funny muzzles when they are near each other & this means they need more dog kisses.
Dog drool, Nay! Human Drool, Nay.
Dog drool, Nay! Human Drool, Nay.
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