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12 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
You chose 80s action. So pick which.
Cool. I won’t have any damn clue what I’m reviewing until the end because it’s so close.

Good times.
Looks like there can be only one.

I haven't seen this movie in forever. And...oh...god. I'm gonna have to watch Highlander 2 one day.
So it begins

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14 Jul
So I've been doing reviews for almost 2 weeks straight now and I realize it's definitely unsustainable. I mean it takes a lot of energy and focus, especially with the longer ones.

So that's why I'm going to review #Titanic

Starring Leonardo DiVincio and Kate Wimbledonset.
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Ugh....WHY WOULD I DO THIS????
Understand I will be taking breaks. Like. Straight up will be taking breaks. This thing is longer than my willpower can sustain.
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13 Jul
So no one actually wanted me to review Road House and that’s the kind of situation I like.

So let’s watch Road House. An 80s action film about business management and neck ripping moves.
It stars the incredibly awesome Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot.

If manliness could be boiled down to its purest parts, it would just be a picture of those two.
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12 Jul
Okay. Some of you people are a bit to into people losing their head.

So I’m going to review Highlander. An 80s film of complete awesomeness. I mean Queen did the soundtrack for Pete’s sake.
It stars Christopher Raiden and Sean Bond and one of the most underrated bad guy actors ever (Clancy Brown).
We get intro text about how the highlanders will fight until only a dozen are left. Or. I think that’s what he said. Dude is in a closet doing voiceover work that reverberates like screaming in a cave.
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11 Jul
Fine! I’ll do Speed. Err. Review Speed.

I haven’t seen this since the 90s.

It stars Keanu Speeves and Sandra Blindside.

It’s a movie about public transportation.
We start out with credits overlaying a shot of an elevator shaft, but super zoomed in. Like the camera guy fucked up kind of close.
Man. They’re just looping the footage. Maybe that is where they get the idea for later in the film.
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4 Jul
Happy #4thofJuly

And welcome to my live review of Independence Day review.

Starring Will Fletcher, Bill Pushboy, Jeff Silverplum, Vivica “Fair and Balanced” News, and Randy Quailman.

This is about the founding of our country in 1996.

Enjoy. Or not. It’s everyone’s ID today!
Starts out on the set of the moon landing. Where they have the cuck globalist earth projected as if it’s not flat.
Oh, god. It’s Contact.
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4 Jul
Happy #4thofJuly.

As a warm up for later, I'm going to review the The Star-Spangled Banner.

And you might go "What in the hell is this nonsense?"

It's the original verses.
Okay. First of all. What's the deal with Spangled.

It's called that because the US flag is covered in asterisks. Which is our way of swearing on our flag without the squares realizing it.

Betsy Ross LOVED to swear in secret.
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I'm not.
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