A stadium at max capacity,
Rafters shake from the voracity,
Challengers step on the floor,
The crowd goes silent, they're not adored,
Their torch is of ignorance and ire,
Their flame a raging dumpster fire,
Behold their lack of common sense,
The Anti-Vax Games have commenced,
All year competitors will train,
To hone a craft that's inhumane,
They've perfected their disdain for facts,
And belligerent childish attacks,
"Standing on guard", self proclaimed heroes,
Mentally masturbating egos,
Their selfishness on full display,
The main events are underway,
Hypocrisy high jump starts the night,
As they try to elevate THEIR rights,
A single bell ring of defiance,
As they go toe to toe with science,
Bastardizing a rhythmic classic,
Bullshitting disguised as
gymnastics,
It concludes where they all really shine,
The spectacle known as 'synchronized whine',
As the competition nears an end,
The crowd is gone as are their friends,
The floods turn off to their frustration,
No podiums and no ovations,
These actions have come at a cost,
Sheepishly they laugh it off,
Perhaps more conscious of their future,
They'll always be a bunch losers
Thank you for the inspiration! @ryanlindley for the caption and @CarymaRules for the photo!

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