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27 Jul, 7 tweets, 2 min read
Unfortunately, positioning the UK's leadership role on the global climate stage by suggesting British people rinse plates before putting them in the dishwasher and freeze bread is what I've come to expect from this waffly, trivialising, badly run government. Puerile, silly PR 1/
It also reminds me that one of the cancers in this country is the belief we're the centre of the world. If people had worked, studied & generally experienced more international culture, they'd know how, especially post #Brexit, absolutely marginal and irrelevant we've become 2/
Does the US look to the UK in the way it used to? No, it looks to Europe. South America to China. Australia to Asia. The EU, to everywhere but Britain. Our silly painted planes & trade yachts make us look even smaller than we already are. But freeze your bread, it'll last longer.
We are mostly viewed with a mixture of empathy and derision, although most countries are too polite to express the hostility we do of them. U.K. centric thinking is serving no useful purpose other than deluding a part of the electorate that we might have an empire again. Idiotic.
Whatever so called ‘soft power’, a form of moral authority, we once had, has been destroyed by our contempt for international law, our cutting of aid, & our diplomatic failure even to stick to our own negotiated #brexit deal. It’s a truly pathetic record. But rinse a plate. 😂
When I pause to think about the state of our international reputation, which mercifully isn’t very often, I can only marvel at the utter banality and dimness of it all. 🧵 ENDS.
*Correction: I think the advice was NOT to rinse plates. Whatever. 🤯🤦🏻‍♂️

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15 Jul
Houses disintegrating into the river in the Eifel region of Germany.

With the Amazon now emitting more CO2 than it absorbs, this is no surprise.

The surprise is that some people think we have until 2050 to fix this.
#ClimateCrisis #sustainability 🌎🔥
Same picture in Limburg, Netherlands. 🇳🇱
#ClimateCrisis
And also Liege, Belgium.🇧🇪
#ClimateEmergency
Read 7 tweets
14 Jul
White people telling non white people what the most appropriate gesture is or isn’t for them to take in order highlight injustice by white people against non white people is a perfect summary of the problem, frankly.
#racistengland #racism #idiocracy
If one of the critiques is that #TakeTheKnee is imported from America we should cancel most television, Halloween, Black Friday and about a billion other things too. Idiotic.
“If only black people could find a gesture against racism that we white people can unite behind it will be the end of the problem”, said no sentient being, ever. #racistengland
Read 4 tweets
11 Jul
Green and pleasant land.
#ENGITA #england #Euro2020Final #ItsComingHome
Update on the world famous English value of common sense and personal responsibility - I’m sure corona will respond accordingly. FFS.
Our country is so so seriously ill. #ENGITA #england #EURO2020

Read 13 tweets
8 Jul
Have I got this right, they’re going to charge for flow tests, cram everyone into offices, send people to countries they won’t be allowed in to, and pack venues and sports stadiums full of audiences, all as cases are exploding? Then tell them all to isolate? Absolute genius. 🤯
Is the government drunk? Has someone given them a joke manual on how to wreck all the progress from vaccines at the 11th hour? Is what I’m reading a parody? What are these fools doing? Seriously. 🤯
The farcical thing is they think, having totally mismanaged the entire health situation from day one, that what they’re doing will compensate for it by reviving the economy. If millions are having to self isolate there won’t be a functioning economy. Utterly mental. #ToryShambles
Read 6 tweets
7 Jul
Just a public tender from Westminster City Council for a provider to manage a
‘Temporary Body Storage Service’ in the event of ‘excess deaths’. The contract is for the next 4 years. Almost as if they aren’t telling us something.
#torycovidcatastrophe bidstats.uk/tenders/2021/W…
Screen grabs in case it mysteriously disappears. #ToryCovidCatastrophe
Note it was published in mid June. 🤦🏻‍♂️
Read 4 tweets
5 Jul
Thread 🧵

One of my kids is at the age where there’s a need to start thinking about secondary education. Having grown up abroad it’s proving quite the revelation. I can barely believe what I’m learning about our education system & it explains so much about what’s wrong here. 1/
Option 1. Do nothing & end up with a state education that by any international standard is sub optimal. Cut off many routes for his future.

Option 2. Submit him to selective testing and the stress of it, tuition programme etc, so that he gets in (if he passes) to a grammar. 2/
Option 3. Pay 30,000 a year for him to be privately educated. There are two more siblings one year behind so that’s nearly 100k/year for several years, to produce English public school boys. Not an enthralling prospect.

But option 4 is the absolute banger, coming up next…3/
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