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goddamnit now I can't stop thinking of Thor: Ragnarok with Frasier and Niles as Thor and Loki
Lilith as Hela, Roz as the Valkyrie, Daphne as the Grandmaster goddamnit I hate myself so much
Bulldog as Hulk, Martin as Odin, Eddie as Fenrir
The Crane Brothers: Ragnarok
oh baby i hear those blues a-callin'
tossed salad and scrambled eggs
oh my (quite stylish)
and maybe i seem a bit confused, yeah maybe (I know this is a Sideshow Bob quote, hush)
but I got you pegged (ha ha)!
but I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
they're calling again (Frasier has left the building)
whew ok that's it that was the best dumb thing I have ever done online, thank you all
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