America's oldest prepubescent presidential adviser is in some trouble.
Young Kush is the son of Charles Kushner. His dad is a real class act... Went to prison after hiring a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law on tape so Charles could send it to his sister...
These are the Kushner Family vaues. 3/
Daddy did time in a federal pen in the state that just handed the Trump-Kushner Clan another bad memory last week.
Unfortunately, Jared is what is known in the real estate world as "terrible at buying real estate".
Well, he kinda succeeded. Young Kush managed to engineer perhaps the worst commercial real estate deal in NYC history. 6/
By the time Daddy was back atop the ship, it was already listing to port under the weight of Jared's gleaming albatross. 7/
Jared bought a clunker for almost $2 bil and put the family on a path to losing it... 8/
Young Jared apparently saw his father-in-law's candidacy and election as the perfect oppty to horse-trade some presidential access or favor for a massive loan. 9/
Jared is desperate - and has been since 2016. 10/
...and back Jared went to hunting for foreign friends. 12/
A real shame, isn't it?
Anyway, Jared has made a mess of things.
...and all the while, he has both prodded Trump into bad decisions and made plenty of his own.
He's the anti-Paul Manafort. At least Paulie Walnuts got the money.
Things ain't coming up aces for Mr. Ivanka.
Based on all of the above, whatcha think the odds are that Jared's desperate Hail Mary to find someone to save the family jewel ended up in the emails currently sitting on Mueller's desk?
He's half a low-rent fraudster like his dad and half a high-rent fraud like his father-in-law.
...and the irony of it all is that as long as the stink doesn't stink to him, Trump won't bat an eyelash over his son-in-law's woes. 23/
Flynn flipped when he realized Trump had no loyalty. Jared's gonna find that out too.
The interesting part is going to be watching to see if any of them return the favor.