1) You know what, no, I'm not done being pissed yet, I'm nowhere near done.
"Wait, are you sure? I'm quite satisfied..."
STFU RING I'M NOT DONE RAGING YET.
"Wait, are you sure? I'm quite satisfied..."
STFU RING I'M NOT DONE RAGING YET.
2) I said awhile ago that Democrats in congress would start breaking to the center in their votes in order to try to keep their seats, because of how weakened the DNC establishment was.
3) Lamb at PA-18 ran as close to a Republican a Democrat can get, he basically ran as if he was one of the Obama voters who voted for Trump. The only thing that made the race close was Trump's rally for Saccone.
4) Here's the problem, though, here is the fucking problem. I was wrong. The Dems in Congress aren't breaking to the middle in their votes yet. There's a good reason why.
5) For them to break to the middle, two things must be in effect. First, the DNC must be out of money to act as a bludgeon forcing Dems in congress to the left in their votes. The DNC is broke, so CHECK.
6) On the other hand there has to be something to pull them away from the left, something more threatening than a potential withholding of funding from the DNC.
7) That SHOULD BE the GOP holding Democrats to account for every vote, every obstruction, every dumbassed statement.
8) BUT THEY'RE NOT. "Oh, boohoo, the media won't cover it." FUCK THE MEDIA. When there is an obstacle you need to find a way around it faster than a Honduran avoiding border patrol! You don't just sot there and bitch about the wall you can't walk through!
9) The GOP IS NOT FIGHTING. The people that are fighting on social media are Trump supporters, MAGA adherents, people who aren't beholden to the GOP nor do we owe them fuck all.
10) What's the Republican establishment doing? You've got @benshapiro playing 'Good Trump/Bad Trump' like one would play fucking duck duck goose. You've got dumbfucks like Ann Coulter screaming about a wall. Bannon is running around sucking his own dick in Europe or some shit.
11) Where the fuck is @RandPaul getting off randomly making moral fucking stances in a Senate with a razor thin majority sinking fucking anything that doesn't agree with his principles? Is daddy Paul's libertarian money good enough that you can yell the GOP to fuck off?
12) Why the fuck isn't drooling lil' Kennedy being made into the unwilling poster child of how fucking dumb Democrats are?
13) Congrat-u-fucking-lations, @SenateGOP, you got us temporary tax cuts and Gorsuch. Now what have you done for us lately?
14) There is only a finite amount Trump can do from the executive branch, because unlike his predecessor Trump RESPECTS THE BALANCE OF POWER. What in the hell do you expect Trump to do after the shit sandwiches you gave us in DACA negotiations?
15) The Democrats in the Senate right now have absolutely no reason to shift to the center because the GOP IS NOT THREATENING THEIR SEATS.
16) The GOP isn't on social media or in front of cameras or releasing statements every day about how they are going to miss all the Democrat colleagues that will lose in the midterms. Where the fuck are the RNC heads and the GOP talking heads about the Republican Firestorm?
17) Meanwhile, you have Paul Ryan's super PAC geniuses seeming to forget PA is NOT CA, and that they don't mind guns nearly as much as gated liberal comminities in a socialist hellhole do, and gave Lamb free fucking advertising about how pro gun he was!
18) washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost… I'm not kidding, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
19) How in the FUCK are Trump supporters supposed to get behind the GOP when they won't get behind Trump or whip the shit out of people until they do?
20) A crazed fucking Bernie Bro tried to assassinate a significant chunk of congress and almost killed @SteveScalise, BUT YOU WONT POINT OUT HOW THE DEMS DIDNT TALK GUN CONTROL THEN
21) The GOP is making the same goddamn dumbassed mistake that they always make which is why Trump STEAMROLLED the primaries and then STEAMROLLED the electoral college. STRATEGERY.
22) The GOP seems content to stick its thumb ups its collective asses and play defense, sit static until some crisis fucking hits. FUCK THAT. If the GOP ACTUALLY wanted to win, they would have started their attack on the midterms November 12, 2016.
23) Oh, the Democrat party is weak? ATTACK. "Hey Dem Senators not in New York or California. You go to the center and vote with us or no amount of funding a bankrupted ponzi scheme of a political party can provide will save you."
24) Whenever that bug eyed Schiff gets on cameras, walk by behind him and cough "LEAK! SCHIFFY LEAKS! *cough*"
25) You want to unite the party? Do you want to break the cycle of power gained and lost? Drop the gentlemanly veneer. Stop letting a few retweets on Twitter scare you. GOP, ATTACK. Or you can kiss any majorities you want goodbye. /end
