Me: Well, you were upstairs and now you're downstairs. It's always colder downstairs.
8yo: Why?
Me: Because heat rises.
8yo: Really?
Me: Have you ever noticed how it's always hotter upstairs? Heat rises. It's physics!
8yo: I don't know physics yet! 2/n
Me: Yes. Not because it's made of smoke, but because it's in air over a fire that made the air hot. 4/n
11yo: Because it's a law.
Me: Yes, but do you know why?
11yo: Because it does.
Me: What is air made of?
11yo: (not sure what I'm getting at) air. 6/n
11yo: Oh, carbon dioxide and stuff.
Me: Yes, molecules, made of atoms.
11yo: Oh and hot air rises because it's lighter.
Here comes the interesting moment with an 11yo... 7/n
11yo: (Thinking) ....yes?
Me: (internally) oops.
8/n
The 8yo laughs and pumps her fists in the air. I can use her. 10/n