Two wildest times I’ve had sex 🤦🏾♂️😂😂 #storytime #threads
I’ll start with the more recent one. So this was this past weekend and Me and my girlfriend Jasmine were going out to eat for my birthday so I get ready and drive to her and when I get there her sister answer the door
So I was like “wassup Jessie is your sister ready yet” and she’s like “child you know she be taking the longest showers ever” so I go in the house and sit on the couch for a while then her sister left and Jasmine was still in the shower 🙄 BUT
I get the bright idea to go scare while she was in the shower 😈 so I go to the bathroom and she was “jess is that you” but I don’t say anything so I turn off the lights and she was soo scared 😂😂 she was saying “jess when I get out the shower imma beat your ass bitch”
So I snatch the shower curtains and yelled and boy when I tell she was screaming sooo loud 😂😂 I couldn’t help but laugh and she was so mad she cussing me out and punching me and sat there laughing while she was yelling
So we both calmed down then she continued her shower and then i was looking at her as she got in and looking at her naked wet body made my dick tingle 😩 and then I snatch the shower curtains again and started kissing her
Then I started fingering her while she’s in the shower and she was moaning in my ear then I just took my clothes off and hop in the shower with her 😂 and we was fucking then her sister got back home 🤦🏾♂️
So her sister walked in and she was like “Jaz you still in the shower” and jasmine was like “uhh yea I just finna ummm get out” all while I’m sitting here stoking slowly and Jasmine was trying her best not to moan 😂😂 so we stop and I get first and get haul ass to her room
So I put back on my clothes and she got dressed and then we went out to Takis ☺️
But wait there’s more
Alright part 2 part starts next in my next lifetime
So this around sometime last year before I ever even met jasmine but I was with this girl Aliza (she’s damn near in all of my threads) and I had just got home from the gym cause I gotta stay ya feel me so I get home take a shower, fixed a bowl of cereal, and watched some anime
Then I get a FaceTime call from Aliza so we talking and whatnot then I fall asleep on her and all I could here was “Roscoe Roscoe ROSCOE” but I wasn’t stun none of that a nigga was tired asf then she hung mad and that’s never a good sign 🤦🏾♂️
So I’m just sleeping or whatever but then my body starts to feel a litte heavy so I try to move but a nigga felt like he was under 100x gravity and I was like “ohhh shit hear we go again with this sleep paralysis shit 🙄” but that wasn’t the case
That’s when I moved my arm and touch something soft but I didn’t care enough to figure out what it was so I continued to sleep like a damn bear I was but then I felt my boxers came off and my dick was already hard from the dream I was having
So about a min past and I’m still sleep but then I hear moaning and that’s when I was like “okay nigga it’s time to wake ya ass and turn off pornhub” but when I do wake up I see a pair of light skin tittes bouncing up and down all in my face 😂😂
And with me being me I was grabbed them played with them 🙌🏽 then I realized Aliza was fucking me while I was sleep 😂 at first I was like “wtf 🤔” and then I was like “wtffff 😩” cause she was riding it like a bicycle
So that’s when I took control and gave her back shots and she was moaning and yelling loud asf so loud that my neighbor had to come over and see if anything was wrong 😂 then we continued until my little cousin came and overheard Aliza moaning 🤣 then we finished and she left
Now that I realize it 🤔 did I get raped ? 😂😂
