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Aaron DeGroot @DeGrootWPG
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THREAD: So this is Winnipeg: At tonight’s game, I informed my followers that I had been urinating in the washrooms at @bellmtsplace on four different occasions. During these episodes of urination, the @NHLJets happened to score FOUR GOALS!!!
What happened next was incredible. People started Tweeting at me to convince me to “keep peeing”. People then started suggesting that I drink more. AND THEN....
.... Some folks in the business community that have my email address actually started to etransfer me money to buy more beer so I would stay in the bathroom.
I had almost $100 etransfered to me to buy beer and stay in the bathroom so the @NHLJets would keep scoring. I did and they did.
SO, I have decided to match the $100 and donate $200 to @WinnipegHarvest who is badly in need of donations right now.
Seriously, Winnipeg. There is not another city on this planet that I would be more proud to call home. I love you so much. AND WE GOT THE WIN!!! #WPGWhiteout #GoJetsGo #KeepPeeing
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