... thereby completing what he started decades earlier with "Kenneth, what's the frequency?"
Brett Kavanaugh killed Seth Rich.
He has recently turned his sights on South Africa, Turkey, and Argentina.
He works in epicycles.
For an encore, he killed Ali bin Abi Talib
WHO DO YOU THINK ARRANGED FOR THE ORB???
He also made sure that there was never any second season of Firefly.
When the farmhands don't show up, it's because Brett is hearing oral argument.
He also was chain-smoking on the Hindenburg.
(This one is obscure.)
You guessed it: BRETT KAVANAUGH
... to fit in his murse.
Due to this thread, I just received a DM from someone close to Kavanaugh during his youth.
Based on what I was just told, I can now disclose that
BRETT ALWAYS COLORED *OUTSIDE THE LINES* IN HIS COLORING BOOKS!!! #WITHDRAW
No, you know why. It's Brett Kavanaugh!
And he cares nothing for the McRib.
He's also why your Indian food is TAKING. FOR. EVER. to come out from the kitchen.