Thread by @Cryptadamist

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It's been almost a month since our last episode of The More Than Seven Seals of #TheCryptocalypse listed way more than 7 really bad omens for the cryptocurrency "industry."

Well things have gotten a lot worse since then. #TheOracleOfTulips has more to reveal.

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The contents of The Book of Fraudits were revealed by the prophet #Mazars in the form of number-free "attestations" about the financial state of #CryptoCom, #Binance, and #KuCoin.

Note that the #KuCoin attestation has never been seen by mortal eyes.

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#Mazars LLP, one of the two quasi-legitimate accounting firms still auditing cryptocurrency exchanges not named @Coinbase or @Kraken, announced they would no longer audit crypto firms not named Coinbase or Kraken.

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The Harrowing of the Bros: Crypto bros are rising from the dead.

Wallets linked to both #GeraldCotten of #QuadrigaCX and #HalFinney, long suspected IRL guy behind #Satoshi, sprang back into chain-life.

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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

The Parting Of The Stablecoin Waters kicked off the great east vs. west divide as #Huobi, #KuCoin, #ByBit, etc. shifted to exclusively $USDT and #CryptoCom went 100% $USDC.

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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

Paolo Ardoino from #Tether and #CZ, ruler of the empire of #Binance, started talking shit about @Kris Marszalek CEO of #Cryptocom in public. #PaoloToldMe

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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

Bro has set upon bro: Cameron Winklevoss went after Barry Silbert of DCG with a highly accusatory open letter asking where #Gemini customers' $900M went.

Silbert responded by making shit up. It escalated from there.

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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

Revenge of the chain: crypto bros who have their own chains like #BSC/#BinanceSmartChain and @Solana started throwing each other off of those private chains. #Cryptocom got tossed of #BSC and #OKX off #Solana.

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#EvaKaili, the most pro-cryptocurrency left-wing VP of the #EuropeanParliament, was arrested with suitcases full of cash.

Kaili allegedly accepted bribes Qataris in exchange for telling all the Europeans that the Qataris were the nicest slave drivers she’d ever met.

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VC and private equity funding for cryptocurrency businesses took a huge nose dive.

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Avraham Eisenberg, the @mangomarkets trader, was arrested for behavior widely understood to be nothing more than a “highly profitable trading strategy”.

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There's more ominous portents but you're gonna have to read about them over on Substack.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-by-now-a…