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It's been almost a month since our last episode of The More Than Seven Seals of #TheCryptocalypse listed way more than 7 really bad omens for the cryptocurrency "industry."
Well things have gotten a lot worse since then. #TheOracleOfTulips has more to reveal.
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It's been almost a month since our last episode of The More Than Seven Seals of #TheCryptocalypse listed way more than 7 really bad omens for the cryptocurrency "industry."
Well things have gotten a lot worse since then. #TheOracleOfTulips has more to reveal.
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The contents of The Book of Fraudits were revealed by the prophet #Mazars in the form of number-free "attestations" about the financial state of #CryptoCom, #Binance, and #KuCoin.
Note that the #KuCoin attestation has never been seen by mortal eyes.
The contents of The Book of Fraudits were revealed by the prophet #Mazars in the form of number-free "attestations" about the financial state of #CryptoCom, #Binance, and #KuCoin.
Note that the #KuCoin attestation has never been seen by mortal eyes.
https://twitter.com/Cryptadamist/status/1603710878372724736
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#Mazars LLP, one of the two quasi-legitimate accounting firms still auditing cryptocurrency exchanges not named @Coinbase or @Kraken, announced they would no longer audit crypto firms not named Coinbase or Kraken.
#Mazars LLP, one of the two quasi-legitimate accounting firms still auditing cryptocurrency exchanges not named @Coinbase or @Kraken, announced they would no longer audit crypto firms not named Coinbase or Kraken.
https://twitter.com/IvanTheK/status/1603705541934579712
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The Harrowing of the Bros: Crypto bros are rising from the dead.
Wallets linked to both #GeraldCotten of #QuadrigaCX and #HalFinney, long suspected IRL guy behind #Satoshi, sprang back into chain-life.
The Harrowing of the Bros: Crypto bros are rising from the dead.
Wallets linked to both #GeraldCotten of #QuadrigaCX and #HalFinney, long suspected IRL guy behind #Satoshi, sprang back into chain-life.
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
The Parting Of The Stablecoin Waters kicked off the great east vs. west divide as #Huobi, #KuCoin, #ByBit, etc. shifted to exclusively $USDT and #CryptoCom went 100% $USDC.
🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
The Parting Of The Stablecoin Waters kicked off the great east vs. west divide as #Huobi, #KuCoin, #ByBit, etc. shifted to exclusively $USDT and #CryptoCom went 100% $USDC.
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
Paolo Ardoino from #Tether and #CZ, ruler of the empire of #Binance, started talking shit about @Kris Marszalek CEO of #Cryptocom in public. #PaoloToldMe
🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
Paolo Ardoino from #Tether and #CZ, ruler of the empire of #Binance, started talking shit about @Kris Marszalek CEO of #Cryptocom in public. #PaoloToldMe
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
Bro has set upon bro: Cameron Winklevoss went after Barry Silbert of DCG with a highly accusatory open letter asking where #Gemini customers' $900M went.
Silbert responded by making shit up. It escalated from there.
🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
Bro has set upon bro: Cameron Winklevoss went after Barry Silbert of DCG with a highly accusatory open letter asking where #Gemini customers' $900M went.
Silbert responded by making shit up. It escalated from there.
https://twitter.com/cameron/status/1609913051427524608?s=20
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
Revenge of the chain: crypto bros who have their own chains like #BSC/#BinanceSmartChain and @Solana started throwing each other off of those private chains. #Cryptocom got tossed of #BSC and #OKX off #Solana.
🐋 The War of the Whales🐋
Revenge of the chain: crypto bros who have their own chains like #BSC/#BinanceSmartChain and @Solana started throwing each other off of those private chains. #Cryptocom got tossed of #BSC and #OKX off #Solana.
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#EvaKaili, the most pro-cryptocurrency left-wing VP of the #EuropeanParliament, was arrested with suitcases full of cash.
Kaili allegedly accepted bribes Qataris in exchange for telling all the Europeans that the Qataris were the nicest slave drivers she’d ever met.
#EvaKaili, the most pro-cryptocurrency left-wing VP of the #EuropeanParliament, was arrested with suitcases full of cash.
Kaili allegedly accepted bribes Qataris in exchange for telling all the Europeans that the Qataris were the nicest slave drivers she’d ever met.
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VC and private equity funding for cryptocurrency businesses took a huge nose dive.
VC and private equity funding for cryptocurrency businesses took a huge nose dive.
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Avraham Eisenberg, the @mangomarkets trader, was arrested for behavior widely understood to be nothing more than a “highly profitable trading strategy”.
Avraham Eisenberg, the @mangomarkets trader, was arrested for behavior widely understood to be nothing more than a “highly profitable trading strategy”.
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There's more ominous portents but you're gonna have to read about them over on Substack.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-by-now-a…
There's more ominous portents but you're gonna have to read about them over on Substack.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-by-now-a…
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