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⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ Profile picture
@Cryptadamist
Jan 4, 2023 • 12 tweets • 11 min read • Read on X
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It's been almost a month since our last episode of The More Than Seven Seals of #TheCryptocalypse listed way more than 7 really bad omens for the cryptocurrency "industry."

Well things have gotten a lot worse since then. #TheOracleOfTulips has more to reveal.

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The contents of The Book of Fraudits were revealed by the prophet #Mazars in the form of number-free "attestations" about the financial state of #CryptoCom, #Binance, and #KuCoin.

Note that the #KuCoin attestation has never been seen by mortal eyes.
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#Mazars LLP, one of the two quasi-legitimate accounting firms still auditing cryptocurrency exchanges not named @Coinbase or @Kraken, announced they would no longer audit crypto firms not named Coinbase or Kraken.
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The Harrowing of the Bros: Crypto bros are rising from the dead.

Wallets linked to both #GeraldCotten of #QuadrigaCX and #HalFinney, long suspected IRL guy behind #Satoshi, sprang back into chain-life.
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

The Parting Of The Stablecoin Waters kicked off the great east vs. west divide as #Huobi, #KuCoin, #ByBit, etc. shifted to exclusively $USDT and #CryptoCom went 100% $USDC.
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

Paolo Ardoino from #Tether and #CZ, ruler of the empire of #Binance, started talking shit about @Kris Marszalek CEO of #Cryptocom in public. #PaoloToldMe
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

Bro has set upon bro: Cameron Winklevoss went after Barry Silbert of DCG with a highly accusatory open letter asking where #Gemini customers' $900M went.

Silbert responded by making shit up. It escalated from there.
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🐋 The War of the Whales🐋

Revenge of the chain: crypto bros who have their own chains like #BSC/#BinanceSmartChain and @Solana started throwing each other off of those private chains. #Cryptocom got tossed of #BSC and #OKX off #Solana.
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#EvaKaili, the most pro-cryptocurrency left-wing VP of the #EuropeanParliament, was arrested with suitcases full of cash.

Kaili allegedly accepted bribes Qataris in exchange for telling all the Europeans that the Qataris were the nicest slave drivers she’d ever met.
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VC and private equity funding for cryptocurrency businesses took a huge nose dive.
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Avraham Eisenberg, the @mangomarkets trader, was arrested for behavior widely understood to be nothing more than a “highly profitable trading strategy”.
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There's more ominous portents but you're gonna have to read about them over on Substack.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-by-now-a…

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⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ Profile picture
Dec 9, 2025
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: The Epstein / Russia / Israel / Crypto Timeline

The recently released #EpsteinFiles make it crystal clear that Epstein's involvement in crypto was much deeper and long lasting than had been previously understood.

(link in bio, RTs 🙏) Image
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If you're just catching up now here's a reminder that one of the things that came out in the recent "#EpsteinFiles" was the fact that bitcoin's core development team was funded from 2015 to [???] almost entirely by Jeffrey Epstein's largesse.
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Here's a direct link to the post on The Blogging Site That Shall Not Be Named.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-epsteinc…
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Dec 5, 2025
somehow no one has ever posted on twitter about the 5 emails in the #EpsteinFiles that seem to be between epstein and Renata Bolotova, who appears to be a fund manager at New York State Insurance Fund (NYSIF) and who asks Epstein "how are you sneaky?", so I'm posting about it. Image
...to which epstein replies "sexy" #EpsteinFiles Image
i have no idea if ms. bolotova is the "kazakh daughter" referred to in the bannon / epstein chats but assuming the picture above is of the right renata bolotova (which i think it is, but not 100% sure) then you have to admit she does look pretty kazakh.
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Nov 22, 2025
2016: Epstein receives an email from Qatari "Jabor Y." regarding "Sharia guys" and "e-currency" a year and a half after Epstein had provided the funding for the bitcoin core development team at the MIT Digital Currency Initiative. #EpsteinFiles
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2/ maybe not actually a Qatari - @matthew_petti at @reason described the "Jabor Y" who was interested in "e-currency" as "an influential man in Qatar".

#EpsteinFiles #JaborY
reason.com/2025/11/13/jef…Image
@matthew_petti @reason 3/ 2018 Epstein sets up a meeting between Bannon & "my arab brother" Jabor as well as former Qatar PM HBJ. Same Jabor?

It's ~8 months after Bannon and Epstein's emails about "coin issues" / crypto / Brock Pierce.

Ehud Barak also mentioned. #EpsteinFiles
michelcrypt4d4mus.github.io/epstein_text_m…Image
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Nov 18, 2025
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: I Made Epstein's Texts Great Again (And You Should Read Them)

I converted the text msg logs in the recently released 20,000 pages of Epstein effluence to a more friendly format and read them. You should too.

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Here's a sneak peak of the kind of thing you will see. Live the vicarious thrill of a guy like Steve Bannon saying things like:

> "but that will all be reversed when regime falls"

to the 21 century's most notorious sex pest. Image
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Direct link to the post on The Blogging Site That Shall Not Be Named
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/i-made-epste…
Read 21 tweets
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Nov 14, 2025
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A thread where i will using the power of ctrl-F to dig up epstein emails about all things crypto.

Let's start with @JeremyRubin, the founder of a bitcoin research org called Judica and a player in the ill fated MIT digital currency initiative. Image
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There's what looks like a 2015 pitch sheet (?) from #BlockchainCapital, co-founded by epstein's pal #BrockPierce who would go on to help launch Tether (a nation state sized money laundering machine) and EOS (1 of the biggest scams in history, ~$4bn)
journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/docum…Image
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Disgraced former head of the MIT Media Lab Joi Ito seen here telling Epstein that crypto is "like the internet" but the core team is in need of a bailout, which he used "gift funds" to "win this round".

epstein says "gavin is clever"

were those Epstein's "gift funds"? Image
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Aug 5, 2025
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: Epstein's Arrest Shook The Blockchain

#JeffreyEpstein's arrest seems to have set off a wave of suspicious crypto payments that have heretofore gone unexamined.

(link in bio; RTs appreciated)
#epsteinfiles #epstein #epsteinCoverup Image
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After publishing my last post about Epstein's crypto connections I stumbled on something that kind of shocked me: Epstein had proposed the creation of a blockchain based BRICS currency to a "former" FSB operative way back in 2015.
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Here's the actual link to the post on The Blogging Site That Cannot Be Named:
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/epsteins-arr…
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