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Yaya Dubin @JADubin5
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Weirdest stories of the 2018 NBA season, ranked:

1. Colangelo burner accounts
2. Markelle Fultz loses the ability to play basketball
3. Kawhi injury saga
4. Rockets/Clippers tunnel fight
5. KD burner accounts
6. JR Smith throws soup
7. LeBron takes January off to force a trade of half the team
8. Kidd tries to get Giannis to save his job or something I don't remember
9. Portis/Mirotic punch leads to Portis/Mirotic duo becoming unstoppable
10. Raptors congratulate Casey on Twitter
11. Eric Bledsoe is not at the hair salon
12. Nerlens eats a hot dog during the game
13. Terry Rozier/Drew Bledsoe bromance
14. NBA ref Twitter account starts tweeting about Fake News after 538 article
15. John Wall calls out Marcin Gortat live on ESPN
16. Drake/Perk fight
17. Melo's exit interview
18. Marc Gasol benched for the 4th quarter leads to Fizdale firing (first time) and league warning about tanking (second time)
19. An entire season passed with 0 Knicks-related scandals
20. Most notable Ball-related story is on SNL
21. ROY contender campaigns for ROY by pretending another rookie is not a rookie, accidentally undercutting his own campaign
22. Pacers/Thunder finish with the same win total
23. Magic shoot 800% from 3 for 2 weeks
24. Andre Drummond spontaneous FT improvement
25. Earl Watson
26. Derrick Rose leaves Cavs to get married, I think? Don't remember the timing but it was weird
27. Team LeBron All-Star injury curse
28. D'Antoni's team sets isolation records
29. KCP briefly has to sit road games bc he can't leave Cali
30. Okafor returns after 4-year absence
31. Joakim Noah exile
32. LeBron vs. subway guy
33. Kyrie thinks the earth is flat and the Bucks throwback court was actually made in the 70s and digs Instagram conspiracies because he's a damn weirdo
34. Red Panda theft
35. Viewing public slowly realizes Marv Albert can't see
36. Mitt Romney/Ted Cruz curse the Jazz and Rockets
37. Nobody complains about jersey patches after Week 1
38. NBA tries to institute "Weeks" like NFL but nobody actually uses it
39. MJ pulls Kemba off the trade market in rare interview
40. Lakers get fined for tampering—twice!
41. 33-year old LeBron plays every single game for the first time ever, breaks a tie with James Jones by going to 8th straight Finals
42. Thibs assembles TimberBulls
43. Celtics playoff slogan is Cus Crise
44. Several people picked the Raptors to beat LeBron in a playoff series
45. The NBA tries to rebrand Basketball Twitter as #NBATwitter, complete with its own hashtag
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