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Mark Agee @MarkAgee
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As someone who grew up Southern Baptist it’s funny when y’all quote the Bible at evangelicals like they’ve even read it
I’m not blessed w much faith, despite my loving mother’s best intentions, but I’d like to remind everyone that Barabbas killed a cop, Pilate was offering the crowd the Martin v Malcolm of his day, and Christianity robbed itself of a lot of richness by fucking up translations
The guys crucified next to Jesus weren’t thieves who stupidly felt bad about stealing bread, they were revolutionaries letting go of anger at their oppressors, and if the story had been taught to me that way I’d prob be a deacon w 9 kids and the world’s worst acoustic guitar game
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