Hi folks I'm here to change your life: a tablespoon of raisins soaked for a day in a double shot of Diplomatico rum, and then mixed with a tablespoon of clotted cream, produces the best dessert known to man or beast. I'm not kidding, that was life-changing.
It's also not a complete shit show healthwise. After six months of eating next to no sugar, I can't really stomach desserts any more, but this creates a concoction roughly the size of an egg, which is pretty much perfect
If you want to go full Tropical Mike, I reckon you could stir in a teaspoon of crushed coconut too. I'm going to perfect this monstrosity; it shall be my beautiful frankenstein.
