Forrest Gump is a serial killer, his story on the park bench is a classic of unreliable narration, and the box of chocolates was poisoned.
He winds up with legendarily strong legs, Lieutenant Dan loses his.
He takes Bubba's career. Bubba dies with Forrest present.
He takes Jenny's son. Jenny dies with Forrest present.
He takes Mama's house. Mama dies with Forrest present.

Creepy is as creepy does.
Guys, he takes a whole bunch of his followers out into the desert and he LEAVES THEM THERE.

It’s right in front of your face the whole time.
“You never know what you’re gonna get.”
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