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Forrest Gump is a serial killer, his story on the park bench is a classic of unreliable narration, and the box of chocolates was poisoned.
He winds up with legendarily strong legs, Lieutenant Dan loses his.
He takes Bubba's career. Bubba dies with Forrest present.
He takes Jenny's son. Jenny dies with Forrest present.
He takes Mama's house. Mama dies with Forrest present.

Creepy is as creepy does.
Guys, he takes a whole bunch of his followers out into the desert and he LEAVES THEM THERE.

It’s right in front of your face the whole time.
“You never know what you’re gonna get.”
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The President of the United States has spent his entire public life, which is now in its 5th decade, habitually and repeatedly making provably untrue statements.

That fact is so important that it should accompany any mention of him in news media.
Yes, all or at least most other politicians have lied. I don't think we've ever had a president whose entire public life has been defined not just by specific lies, but by lying.

Lying as strategy.

Lying as lifestyle.

Lying for the sake of lying.

It's relevant.
There should be no mention of his name without the accompanying context.

"Donald Trump (who has told proveable untruths his entire life, and repeats them after they're proved false), addressed the nation today."

Absent the parenthetical, the whole story isn't told.
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Seriously can’t stop laughing at this.
It’s not just how stupid it is it’s how smart he thinks it is.
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Sage advice from veteran congressperson Whoopi Goldberg, known for the gentle contemplative comedy of her youth.
“Multimillionaire Offers Critique of Politician Who Would Tax Multimillionaires”
Who the hell said she didn’t?
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Some interesting #twill things from @UpshotNTY's #IL12 data collected last week: github.com/TheUpshot/2018…
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With the upcoming Neil-Gaiman-orchestrated "Dreaming" line at DC comics, I thought it might be time to revisit Neil Gaiman's wonderful "Sandman."

(Sandman: Overture #1.)
It's funny, I was just thinking today about the late sixties paranoia about cultural psychosis and insanity.

Modern pop culture is similarly fixated on the idea of insanity rippling through the popular unconscious.

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Jimin wouldn’t allow himself to be trapped on his shift for any longer than necessary.

“Go, go,” Taehyung hurried, taking Jimin’s apron to let him slip out from behind the counter more quickly. Jimin decided he could get the grounds out from under his nails at home.
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“What am I going to watch tonight?”

Some were good, some were better than that, and some were the greatest ever. Here's a list of must see movies of all time that you definitely can't ignore and actually worth your time. 

A great movie has been made for every reason. Have fun!
The Way Home (2002)

A film about the innocence and unconditional love that grows between a young boy and his grandmother.

A simple story told with much warmth & compassion.

This film is dedicated to all grandmothers. A best choice for kids and as well as for adults!

🎬: 78,5%
The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

It's not going to be a film to many people's tastes. If you like your character explorations dark, this could be the film for you.

Without offering simplistic answers, the film echoes on both personal and much larger societal levels.

🎬: 72%
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19 years ago to day Hae Min Lee left Woodlawn high school and disappeared. Nearly a month later her body was found in Leakin park in Baltimore city. 3 years ago #Serial brought the story to the world. But there is much more to the story than Serial. Thread: 1/
Adnan Syed, 17, her ex, was arrested and convicted Of her murder. We have been fighting for 19 years to prove his innocence. Last year his conviction was thrown out but the state filed an appeal and we are now waiting for that appeal to be decided. Burn in hell @thiru4baltimore
Also last year I wrote a critically acclaimed, New York Times best selling book with contributions from Adnan. In this thread I will refer to portions of the book to talk about the things that were not covered by #Serial.
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