You gotta root for the brute mashers to advance in the HR Derby. The pure hitters will just mess up their swings trying.
Of course, Bryce Harper is hitting .214, so maybe nothing worse can happen to his swing.
Phillies delenda est.
May The Schwarb Be With You.
Muncy and Aguilar are keeping one of my fantasy teams afloat waiting for Sanchez, Bellinger, & Schoop to break out.
Muncy is not gonna beat Bryce Harper with 12 bombs.
Harper's outfit is missing a vibranium shield.
These web-style ads make me want to go watch Harmon Killebrew and Ernie Banks in the original black and white Home Run Derby.
Schwarber sudden fade after a crazy homer binge is a reminder of how hard hitting is even in ideal conditions.
18 not a bad total, but definitely beatable by Harper. Schwarber looked gassed by the end.
HR derby offers the rare chance to recline in white leather easy chairs between at bats.
Harper less of a natural moonshot guy than Schwarber, but picking up steam now.
Harper draws emotional support from guys with worse beards.
"Hitting home runs is hard!" - Paul O'Neill.
Harper goes overtime. But Schwarber did too.
Boom. Congrats to Bryce Harper.
First Nationals championship.
