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People are telling me to join Mastadon and what they don’t understand is that I hate Twitter and hate all the stupid people on it and all the stupid shit they say and that is EXACTLY why I created an account in the first place.
You need an account to call Ted Cruz a putrid little goblin and it all it went downhill from there.
Hey @tedcruz you putrid little goblin, you want to get a beer sometime?
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If you told me that the Democrats were preparing a response to Trump and that I could personally veto any two potential choices for that response, absolutely no question it would be these two. And they went with both? At the same time? The mind reels.
Good god this is a terrible image. They set up a tiny podium in a fancy hallway and grabbed every flag they could find. It looks so contrived. So phony. The marble corridors just scream "business as usual in Washington."
This image becomes 1000 times better if that hallway is filled with young Democratic legislators standing behind them.
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My man @Jschmuck2 just got tossed in the penalty box for seven days on account of this.
That's not even a threat. Have you ever been flung into the sea? It's delightful.
Last year's "Ban All the Nazis" campaign had unintended but entirely predictable results. How many hilarious friends have we lost to bans?
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LOL, @ContraPoints this came across my mentions...
"brutalized"
*Italian chef making out with his own fingers*
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I'm very much on Team Contempt these days; Team You're All A Bunch Of Fucking Morons. Definitely wearing the Oh, Are You Fucking Chimps Starting To Notice How Bad Shit Is t-shirt. You know why? Because there's no downside to alienating people anymore. Really.
People don't listen. They don't listen when you're nice, when you're patient, they don't listen when you're angry, they just don't listen. They do whatever they were already gonna do, and then they whine like children when it doesn't work out for them.
Oh, you voted for Trump and now you're out of work? Shut up, asshole. You did this to yourself after you were begged, warned, pleaded with. You expect me to cry for you, dummy?
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Twitter is full of suburban black people being over-the-top fake woke to overcompensate because they were told they “acted white” their whole lives. They started acting like this in college. Don’t pay them any mind. They’re insecure losers
Shit is never as deep as they say it is, and they have almost nothing to say about serious issues. Just stupid shit like interracial dating and why Gohan not being a black woman makes DBZ racist. Shut up
They never said anything to their racist next door neighbors growing up. Or their friend’s dad with the confederate flag sticker on his F-150. They just bitch and moan on Twitter. Nobody wanna hear that shit
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#Twitter: what is it good for? How do you get good at it? And what will we do when it's gone? Today in pulp I share a few insights I've gleaned from almost five years of running this account.

Its about to get all meta...
Most people's tweets are a stream of consciousness, and Twitter itself is a daily flow of 500 million of these across the surface of your phone. You are currently looking at the collective unconscious of the planet...
And like any examination of the unconscious you will see things on Twitter that fascinate you and things that disgust you. This is part of its attraction: the filters of discourse become permeable, allowing the unsayable to leak across.
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“They keep posting, but no one sees their content.” - writes @PoliticalShort and @davereaboi an excellent OpEd on how #twitter is using “Quality Filter” algorithm to quietly silence many voices.
thefederalist.com/2018/08/24/the…
Here we go; known tweeps from #SaudiArabia are also facing similar censorship on #Twitter, Arabic hashtag:
#تويتر_يحارب_المغرد_السعودي that says:
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Things like this #Twitter does not show on my time-line. You have to dig through my comments to see. 👇
We are being systematically told to hate each other. If you are from the right you should hate the left and vice versa. There is a lot more to us than that.
The 'right' is being brainwashed as much as the left to cause hate, division and fear. You don't see it yet... You will... eventually.
Nobody is teaching you the fact that your everybody liberals are NOT the paid actors you see on TV and Newspapers. They real people, they hate
Lies and they hate the push for the #pedophilia agenda as much as we do.
The media, the 'at' media is telling you to hate this people. They are telling you that because they are 'liberals' they embrace pedophilia and, what is worst, you are all buying into the bullshit.
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#Twitter, bot ve aktif olmayan hesapları temizleme işlemini bugün tekrardan gerçekleştirdi. Birçok kişinin takipçi sayısında azalma var.
Aynı zamanda #Twitter zamanında askıya alınan ve takipçimiz olan kişilerin hesaplarını da tamamen ortadan kaldırıyor. Takipçi azalmasının nedeni bunlar. Bu çalışmanın devamı gelecekmiş.
#Twitter profilinizde kaç reel kaç bot hesap var bu site/uygulama üzerinden görebilirsiniz.

Uygulamayı kaldırmak için: Ayarlar > Uygulamalar > Erişim izni kaldır

twitteraudit.com
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