Woke up this morning to a call that the neighbor at my old house is stealing my landscaping 🤔so now I get to drive back and file a police report over rocks 🙃
Follow up: NOW I’m angry. She didn’t take rocks - she took my mermaid statue from my garden! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
So the cop went to knock on her door and she had all my stuff in a box in her garage (which she left open). He marched her over and made her put it all back
👮♂️“You’re a grown woman, why would you do that?”
👵🏻“I’m sorry, I was drunk”
👮♂️“When you sobered up why didn’t you put it back?”
👵🏻“I haven’t been sober in four days”
👵🏻“I’m sorry, I was drunk”
👮♂️“When you sobered up why didn’t you put it back?”
👵🏻“I haven’t been sober in four days”
So now everything is back in place and this has been enough real drama for me so let’s play some video games in thirty minutes shall we? Thinking more @GreenHellGame twitch.tv/Aureylian
