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Joe Gabriel Simonson @SaysSimonson
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Why is this a column
30 year old woman having tinder hook ups with 24 year olds and expects everything to work out
romantic
and the train has reached the final stop
this was all a first date by the way
and by date i mean she met a guy on tinder, invited him over, and slept with him two hours later
which is fine, but that's not how you're likely meeting a boyfriend
another telling thing is in this entire piece she never even hints that she was interested in a relationship with this guy. she wanted all the benefits of a boyfriend without any commitment (assuming a 24 year old wanted to date a 30 year old)
im starting to feel bad at this point, but check out the first sentence of a blog the same author wrote last year

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so @KatyTurNBC thinks my colleagues @DailyCaller like @ChuckRossDC and i aren't journalists because we sometimes dare to question the things that they report. when has @DailyCaller ever made a mistake this big @KatyTurNBC?

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