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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
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The amount of joy on black people’s faces in 70s cigarette ads still makes me laugh. These ads do not stand up well
The cheating at cards almost as bad as the black eye in old school cig ads. Two men playing tunk. prolly $10/hand $20/Tunk Out. $40 if he catch you. That's high stakes. Dude in the yellow bout to swing on both of them and use this incident to explain "why black women be trippin"
Its not just cigarette ads. Old school Hennessy ads are HILARIOUS too.

"Say baby, I couldn't help but hear you reading from a cross the hall. Why you doing all that education shit? Pour up"
"Hurry up. Told my wife I was going to the grocery store. And I'm tired of this full size bed. Get you an adult bed or we can't keep doing this"
"It's your husband, what should I tell him?"
"But baby, I have an important case tomorrow that could make or break my career as a lawyer."
"Fck that! Pour up!"
Also this ad proves that no matter the task at hand, a man can’t resist a woman wearing one of his shirts. automatic lingerie. Could be his Jiffy Lube uniform. He’ll still get horny
Imagine sleeping in coach class and two strangers thinking about sex over yo body
“Well if you celibate then gimme back my drank. Wassup wit black dress?”
Imagine being in grad school & some negro from across the hall offering you hard liquor on a school night
Also under almost NO circumstances should you date someone who lives in the same building as you
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