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Jodi Beggs @jodiecongirl
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starting to think it's not a coincidence that W and Kav were in the same fraternity at the same school
actually, here's a fun story about favors...so, there was this kid who hooked up with the daughter of a fancy professor (honestly I'd say who except for this point) and then learned in the morning AT HIS HOUSE that the girl was the spawn of a fancy person...
...so he chats up fancy prof and asks if fancy prof can get him an internship...I guess he had the proper background to be a member of fancy club, because fancy professor MADE A CALL FOR HIM...my god my dad would have chased the kid out of the house with a shotgun
anyway, there's no reason the call should work but of course it did, so this kid gets a finance internship despite not really being at all competent...and lo and behold, he eventually gets fired for sexual harassment. who could have predicted...
of course it's probably not externally obvious that he got fired, so he probably puts said internship on his resume and thus gets another fancy job where he can be an ass clown with abandon
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