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Watching Avatar, realized I wouldn't be able to pick human Jake out of a lineup if my life depended on it.
I'm watching the movie right now and I've already forgotten his face.
They should have kept the Marky Mark is Chris Gaines look for the whole movie, IMO. Given his Avatar a soul patch and bangs.
A soul patch and bangs and a Na'vi sized acoustic guitar and he could play Wonderwall which, in universe, would make him more like the dude who only plays bluegrass than the dude who only playes Wonderwall.
Then we could get James Cameron arguing that because Wonderwall will be public domain by 2154 he shouldn't have to pay royalties.
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So, I have yet to watch the extras on the Fifty Shades blurays. Time to watch them all back to back.
If you're wondering why I haven't, despite the depths of the rest of my research, it's because they all sound like crappy EPK garbage. "Oh, yeah, we're super happy to be working on this, uh, this, uh, project!"
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So.

I'm re-watching Warcraft.

And I completely forgot that Durotan gets into a fist fight with old man warlock Gul'dan and they just punch each other for five minutes.
This movie is so weird. Everyone looks like college students wearing cosplay. It makes random changes to the lore without making it any more comprehensible. The only human PoC character is a cameo of one of WoW's earliest villains.
There's eight hundred named characters and a solid half of them only get name drops in their final scene, like someone will be walking out of a room and go "thank you for your assistance, Kargath Bladefist, named character from the Burning Crusade" and never be seen again.
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See what someone sent right now😭 3:45a.m
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