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(((≠))) @ThomasHCrown
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People look at how many kids I have and say, "Wow, you still seem so young [editor's note: this isn't as true when the nearly-full-white beard and steadily-advancing baldness are on display]." I explain that the biggest source of stress is the 40 weeks before first huh-waah.
I usually have at least two minor heart attacks per pregnancy and sleep barely at all, even if it's a model one tip to tail. My poor wife struggles from about month 4 to conclusion with the "GEEZ KID GIVE MOMMY A REST"/"AAAH THE BABY ISN'T MOVING" see-saw.
I have no idea how other people with this many kids aren't absolutely consumed with stress every last damned moment of the day.
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