I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. 🤔
"You have a platform when you invite your users' chaos to sit on your systems, not theirs."
1) you didn't write the code paths or make the content that your users' users are pounding away on. you can't track down the developer and shake their lapels or reverse their commits; these things were created far from your watchful eye.
You also need to distinguish between self-inflicted problems vs edge cases that are your fault.
You have a customer who's doing 4 req/sec (your system does "millions"). All of their requests are timing out at 60 sec -- the app is down. But their errors or latency will never, ever show up in your dashboards or KPIs or alerts. And you have millions of users.
so anyway this is what my talk is about tomorrow at #DOES18 🌈📈