Thread by @iameneji

Atiku’s Campaign Dilemma

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So, Atiku will visit Benue, Plateau and Taraba during campaigns. He will not be able to say “Fulani Herdsmen killed your people” even though his party men and women have made political capital out of these sad killings

Your headache

He will visit the NE and will not be able to promise them anything tangible. He will mumble words like...”if you elect me, I will protect you from insecurity

The crowd will yell “Ba mu so. Baba Buhari chased out Boko Haram 2 years ago. Say something else”

My guy will be like

Next stop: South West

“I am your son in-law. I will restructure Nigeria in six...si...s..He said nothing really. Then he says the usual...we will build the infrastructure to create jobs for our youth”

The crowd reminds him “how many did your party deliver in 16 years?”

My guy

North West

Atiku has nothing to promise them. That’s an impregnable zone for “Mai Gaskiya”

I mean Big Bros Bubu. This Guy👇🏿

South East

He tells them beautiful nonsense. “I will restructure Nigeria. I will do only one term”. Crowd goes wild, hailing him. “Atiku, Atiku, Atiku ka m ga eso, maa ona eje anyi maa ona ala ala Atiku ka m ga eso”

My Deluded Guy 👇🏿

South South

There’s this nonsensical cliche “South South is PDP. PDP is South South”. His Waterloo because these Incredible Hawks are waiting for him

Yeah! These guys 👇🏿

Sensing humiliation, the #OldFox goes 👇🏿

As usual, Senior Wailers will start ekun egbere

Then Junior Wailers be like👇🏿

National mood on February 18, 2019

🎵🎶🎶🎶 Stand Up. Stand Up for The Champion. For The Champion. Stand Up 🎶🎶🎶🎵

Except God says no, nothing will stop our victory in February next year.

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