My house has no wall. That works very well at keeping bad guys out of my yard, too, judging by the number of bad guys in my yard.

Meanwhile my neighbors don’t consider me a paranoid freak because, well, no wall works.

i’m sorry, what were we talking about
*smears moose poop on patio* oh really well ok fine mister smart-guy, if this doesn’t prevent pirates, well then just show me the pirates on my patio, i think you see my point
I regret to report my complete annhilation.
oh no I opened my door and my house is full, full of Bad Guys
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