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I'm having my first experience with eardrops and it's a fucking ride.
I mean, sometimes people respond to my "no, was never interested" when asked if I've ever done Illegal Drugs with "really? You never wanted to get hiiiiiigh?"
And it's like buddy. Friend. Compadre. Dude. Pal. Amigo. HAVE YOU SEEN MY LIFE. DRUGS WOULD NOT IMPROVE IT.
DRUGS WOULD ONLY MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR ME TO MAKE THE COGNITIVE LEAP BETWEEN "I REALLY LIKE THIS ALLIGATOR" AND "THIS ALLIGATOR IS ABOUT TO EAT ME." I DO NOT NEED THE HELP.
I have spent the ENTIRE evening distracted by the fact that half my head is swimming with the mermaids in the Earwax Lagoon and sometimes I think I'm melting and this is with something over-the-counter and not ingested.
A Seanan on drugs is a Seanan who is no longer your friend, because she has somehow ripped a hole in reality and summoned the unending swarm of venomous stinging axolotls. They will eat your liver. They will lay eggs in your flesh.
Help me prevent the rise of Dark Seanan, and do not question my pharmaceutical choices. They are here to protect you. They are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
...again, this is me sober.
