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The Ballad of Toasterboii and Gun-Leg VS Dickshot
By ChefShwasty
Come gather 'round friends, listen to this boast,
'bout a girl with a Gun-Leg and a Boii who makes toast,
They went out one day doing their same ol' schtick,
and didn't expect to get shot in the dick
By ChefShwasty
Come gather 'round friends, listen to this boast,
'bout a girl with a Gun-Leg and a Boii who makes toast,
They went out one day doing their same ol' schtick,
and didn't expect to get shot in the dick
So they rallied and railed against the machine,
and the man who almost gave them pubic gangrene
Locked and loaded, they set out for war,
and they trapped that same man coming out his front door
and the man who almost gave them pubic gangrene
Locked and loaded, they set out for war,
and they trapped that same man coming out his front door
Toiasterboii grilled, and blacked his limbs,
and stomped him down wearing fancy new Tims
He was not expecting to be taken down a notch,
And doubly didn't expect fucking gun-leg to the crotch
and stomped him down wearing fancy new Tims
He was not expecting to be taken down a notch,
And doubly didn't expect fucking gun-leg to the crotch
His fire waned to flame, and then soon to ember
and was taken to prison with a bullet in his member
Never forget how the man did beg,
at the mercy of Toasterboii and her friend Gun-Leg
and was taken to prison with a bullet in his member
Never forget how the man did beg,
at the mercy of Toasterboii and her friend Gun-Leg
