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Santa Shwasty @ChefShwasty
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I just put my foot in my mouth so bad that I'm choking on my own knee

Heard through the grapevine that a friend of a friend is leaving their job to start their own business

So I swing by with coffees to congratulate him on the bold move
I say "Hey, heard the news, congrats! It's a big step to leave your job and strike out on your own!"

The place goes dead quiet

He stutters

"Yeah, uh thanks, um... Yeah..."

So he then turns to his employees (he's a manager) to say:

"Sorry, I wanted to say something sooner..."
HE HADN'T TOLD ANYONE

HIS ASSISTANT MANAGER IS LOOKING AT HIM WITH A COMBO OF DEPRESSION AND ANGER

THE OTHERS JUST LOOK HEARTBROKEN

HOW

WHY

WHY DID I DO THAT

WHY DID I DO THE THING THAT I DID

I AM FILLED WITH ICK
MORE IMPORTANTLY

HOW DID I FIND OUT ABOUT THIS THROUGH CASUAL MUTUAL FRIENDS BEFORE HIS OWN FRIENDS

WHYYYYYYY
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