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“Hmm, my Adobe thing gives me ten free stock photos. I guess I could pick some out as a basis for covers...”


oh crap this is like fonts isn’t it
So much respect for stock photo models. “You want me to wear a leather WHAT?”
Gang, there is some DEEPLY WEIRD stuff in the depths of the stock photos.
I can tell that none of these models expect you to keep their head in the photo.
Also there is a dude modeling full plate who appears to be @sofawolfone’s younger brother but I can’t tell if they actually look alike or if he just has that same intensely resigned expression that @sofawolfone gets after about twenty minutes in my company.
Good lord, "Half-naked man with sword" turns up thousands of hits.
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