GM: You take 11 piercing damage.
BUFFALO: I am resistant to bludgeoning, slashing, and piercing damage!
CHEETAH: So you're just resistant to DAMAGE, then?
GM: There's still fire.
BUFFALO: There's ALWAYS fire.
GM: He is dead.
BUFFALO: I walk up behind the lich.
GM: The lich says "You're in my personal space."
BUFFALO: I'm raging and frenzied. I chew on my shield and snort.
GM: ...oh dear.
CHEETAH: You'll be in range of a cone attack.
ELEPHANT: I WILL STAND IN THE CONE OF SHAME
LICH: Are you sure you want to stand there?
CORGI: ...I'm a paladin.
BUFFALO: Yeah, she's got you there.
GM: You miss.
CORGI: Sad bork.
GM: The Lich fails to save.
CENTIPEDE: 19 fire damage!
LICH: Fire...how droll.
CENTIPEDE: YOU'VE BEEN REBUKED
LICH: I really liked this robe.
CORGI: New strategy--I'm gonna pee on her!
BUFFALO: I feel paladins do not have nearly enough urine-based attacks.
GM: You miss.
BUFFALO: I scream and headbash her with my horns.
GM: ...thaaaat's a hit.
PARTY: That sounds ominous.
GM: She uses Disrupt Life.
PARTY: That sounds REALLY ominous.
TOAD: OH GOD OH GOD I AM BLEEDING MY OWN BLOOD OH GOD
BUFFALO: Physician, heal thyself...
TOAD: WHY DID I BECOME A DOCTOR INSTEAD OF SOMETHING SAFE LIKE A ROCKSTAR
PARTY: ...wait, what do we want, again? Were we after something?
BUFFALO: Give us your shiny rock and we'll leave again!
LICH: ...just take the rock and get out of my house.
BUFFALO: I show him my shield with the toothmarks and scream "GIVE ME A FUCKING REASON"
GM: Yeah, he cowers.
BUFFALO: Wait, why did we get the gem again? Don't we have a thing that closes this?
GM: ...I should have taken better notes.
RAT: GIVE ME THE GEM! MASTER HUNGERS! IA! IA!
PARTY: Let's...not do that...
RAT: MASTER WILL PUT TENTACLES IN YOUR BRAIN
CENTIPEDE: *shoots the rat in the throat*
PARTY: Thank you, that was getting unpleasant.
PARTY: *runs like hell*
GM: The box goes beep beep beep BEEPBEEPBEEPWHOOOOSH!
CENTIPEDE: Was that a good noise from our perspective?
CORGI: Don't go back to look! Let's just go get cheeseburgers!
BUFFALO: I think of them more as souvenirs with hinges.
BUFFALO: You think there's any chance we opened a portal to nothingness and all the matter in the world is being sucked toward it?
BUFFALO: Cheeseburgers sound great right now.
PARTY: No idea, ma'am. Gotta go.