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Hey, knitting/fiber twitter! My paladin in the Clocktaur universe knits socks. Does he have the big metal needles and a ball of yarn, or is there some faux-late-medieval equivalent that I am ignorant of?
(Because man, I'd look this one up but you start googling for historical knitting and you go so deep in the weeds they won't even find your bones.)
Thank you, everyone! I just added like a thousand words about knitting.

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@UrsulaV
“Hmm, my Adobe thing gives me ten free stock photos. I guess I could pick some out as a basis for covers...”

***TEN MINUTES LATER***

oh crap this is like fonts isn’t it
So much respect for stock photo models. “You want me to wear a leather WHAT?”
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@UrsulaV
It's D&D Night, as we grapple with Yet Another Set of Rules.
GM: You take 11 piercing damage.
BUFFALO: I am resistant to bludgeoning, slashing, and piercing damage!
CHEETAH: So you're just resistant to DAMAGE, then?
GM: There's still fire.
BUFFALO: There's ALWAYS fire.
BUFFALO: I Rage. Then I Frenzy. Then I hit the ghoul.
GM: He is dead.
BUFFALO: I walk up behind the lich.
GM: The lich says "You're in my personal space."
BUFFALO: I'm raging and frenzied. I chew on my shield and snort.
GM: ...oh dear.
ELEPHANT: I attack the lich. I don't like dead things. At least not dead things that come back to life.
CHEETAH: You'll be in range of a cone attack.
ELEPHANT: I WILL STAND IN THE CONE OF SHAME
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@UrsulaV
I just noticed that I have added around two hundred followers, who came in either for feminist snark or oral hygiene in medieval romance novels, and man, y’all just don’t even know how much you’re going to hear about chickens and gardening.
I write children’s books and, under a pseudonym, weird fantasy novels. I am married to St. Francis of Assisi’s heavy metal reincarnation. My great calling in life is heirloom beans.
It’s really, truly ok if you want to unfollow! I tweet A LOT and do not track notifications on that, so I won’t notice. It’s ok.
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